Wbats the biggest lie you've ever told your parents

[Zindai]

Your parents are meatloaf? What are you? Sausage?

Well, it was a lie, so clearly not.

[Indigenously Abled]

That's not a marijuana plant!

Pretty much this.

Though my dad knew, he blamed it on another kid in the neighborhood.

[Ariselea]

Being the youngest and the only boy, I did get more special privilege growing up so my mother tended to believe me, even though some of the shit I lied about was crystal clear that I was lying.
I used to hotbox in my car and one night after I finished work, I soaked my billy in the sink with hot water, salt, methylated spirits and rice. After a half hour of soaking I go back upstairs with my pipe cleaner and was shocked my mum was awake (she has trouble sleeping), watching TV.
She asks what it was, who's it is etc ...
Like a little shit, I said it was my sisters. Just before my mum walked up to her room to wake her up, I admitted it was mine. My mum wasn't pissed off, she was just disappointed. I kinda wish she just yelled at me tbh.

[TheBeardedOne]

That i was the reason our house burnt down when i was 15 and home alone

[Deleted]

They heard or read the news that something had happened in the city/town, I always knew those guys/gals etc. but never told em I did if asked.

[Aoyi]

Most of my lies were the "I'm crashing at A friend's house tonight," when I was really staying at a girlfriend's house or hotel type.