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    Cool Alien immigration problem

    Story:
    A terraforming robots attack the Earth. The U.P. (united planets) sends help to save a human species from destruction (and all other animals). The robots were created back in days before U.P. existed and when planets didnt like each other very much. Since they created those war machines that went out of control, they send a race of Keerg (greek) to save humans.
    Only 2% of all human (and species from earth population) survives.
    They are send to a new planet, created just for them. However for humans it fells like a prison. They made a deal with illegal immigrant traders to send them over to other planets to find a new life. The Keerg race doesnt have founds to support all human population in camps, so they made a deal with traders to get them to other race planets (wich by a space law, they should take the refuges).

    Other planet nations start taking in the humans. However since humans can work as a cheap labor, and since their planet doesnt exist any more, they cant be deported. Soon humans try to force their culture on aliens. One of the humans who didnt get a free home, eat a Bzthgz (causes humans to go boom) as a protest.
    Some of the planet nations want to get out of the U.P. . ....and so on and on.

    Yeh it would make a intersting movie. But the question is...if you were a alien, would you support humans or would you want them dead and out of your planet?
    What if your alien sister would marry a human? ..and so on...
    Don't sweat the details!!!

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    For some reason, I feel that there's an underlying message here...

    Anyhow, I'd like to believe that alien-me would be sympathetic to humans and seek to guide them in their attempts to integrate with society and become productive citizens. Make sure they have sufficient food, shelter and developmental support so they can be educated enough to benefit the economy. We might even learn something from them. It should be noted that since humans come from a different planet, they may potentially carry diseases that could be detrimental to our society and this is something that should be closely monitored.

    Alien-sis, is free to marry humans as long as that is truly her wish (and they are actually physiologically compatible- particularly considering their proportion to one another).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gadion View Post
    For some reason, I feel that there's an underlying message here...

    Anyhow, I'd like to believe that alien-me would be sympathetic to humans and seek to guide them in their attempts to integrate with society and become productive citizens. Make sure they have sufficient food, shelter and developmental support so they can be educated enough to benefit the economy. We might even learn something from them. It should be noted that since humans come from a different planet, they may potentially carry diseases that could be detrimental to our society and this is something that should be closely monitored.

    Alien-sis, is free to marry humans as long as that is truly her wish (and they are actually physiologically compatible- particularly considering their proportion to one another).
    Marriage could also mean in alien language that they can eat a husband.
    Don't sweat the details!!!

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    It's hard to takes someones political philosophy, view or opinion seriously when it doesn't even look like they passed third grade English.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yunru View Post
    Marriage could also mean in alien language that they can eat a husband.
    Well, alien-sis is still free to eat humans as long as that is truly her wish (and they are actually physiologically compatible- particularly considering their proportion to one another). Wouldn't want her choking or getting too fat

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    So this is a plot for a sci-fi movie. Written by a 12 year old, suffering from dyslexia?
    Quote Originally Posted by Tennisace View Post
    You will eventually realize nobody takes you seriously.
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    i am no weeb. i am just a connoisseur of fine waifus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snowflakesz View Post
    So this is a plot for a sci-fi movie.
    No just a quick example. If you want a full story pay me .
    Don't sweat the details!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snowflakesz View Post
    So this is a plot for a sci-fi movie. Written by a 12 year old, suffering from dyslexia?
    To me it looks like a social experiment where you switch the majority with the minority in order to make people contemplate the fate of refugees.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yunru View Post
    No just a quick example. If you want a full story pay me .
    So anyways.

    The question is:
    Would you support or want to "kill" the humans?

    A metaphor for, or direct equivalent of Islamic people in our world.
    Correct me if I'm wrong.

    Either way, I'd eradicate them all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
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    How do humans taste?
    .

    "This will be a fight against overwhelming odds from which survival cannot be expected. We will do what damage we can."

    -- Capt. Copeland

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hubcap View Post
    How do humans taste?
    With the taste-buds in their mouths

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    Nice try, OP.
    A little too obvious though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hubcap View Post
    How do humans taste?
    Do you mean how the human taste-sense work, http://health.howstuffworks.com/ment...tion/taste.htm or, how human flesh tastes like (preliminary answer: like pork - but additional study is needed), https://www.theguardian.com/science/...taste-cannibal ?

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    This all depends on the society I would live in.
    Why do you tie it up backwards?

    Quote Originally Posted by Hubcap View Post
    How do humans taste?
    Chicken of course.

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    I, for one, welcome our alien overlords.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lokithor View Post
    I, for one, welcome our alien overlords.
    Remember this reverse movie?
    Don't sweat the details!!!

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