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  1. #81
    Quote Originally Posted by Shiift View Post
    isnt eating meat and sex the same in a multitude of occasions?
    Personally, I view "that kind" of meat-eating as foreplay rather than sex

  2. #82
    If you're hungry you can concentrate on sex and your lover will feel bad cause you're distracted. Best to pour the ribs over her and lick them off.
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  4. #84
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mooneye View Post
    Moved to fun stuff to die a horrible death...
    It's where it belongs

  5. #85
    Quote Originally Posted by Shiift View Post
    Poll of the week.

    30 mins of sex.

    OR

    3h of all you can eat spareribs.

    cast your vote now!
    Considering the disappointment that tend to comes with both, I'd rather masturbate and throw a Digorno in the oven.

  6. #86
    Should have been:

    1 hour (total over the week) of great sex, just the way you like it, with a partner of your choice (no celebrities).

    vs

    1 hour (total over the week) of pigging out on any food you want, fully prepared by expert chefs, without getting fat or getting sick, and it's free.

    At any rate, that sounds like a good addition to any life
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  7. #87
    When I was a teenager or my early 20's there would have been no debate...SEX!

    ...but now that I'm 40 I would take the ribs, honestly you eventually get to the point that sex just seems like too much work for little reward, especially after you've been married for a decade.
    Last edited by Dervrak; 2016-05-23 at 09:50 PM.

  8. #88
    Urgh spare ribs.. i'd probably take an extra 30 minute session over a lifetime supply of shitty food.

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    Moved to fun stuff to die a horrible death...
    Should probably be done with more trash threads..

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    Moved to fun stuff to die a horrible death...
    To be fair im surprised they didnt lock it and infracted me for being inappropriate.

  10. #90
    No contest, sex wins for sure. The only reason it wouldn't would be if it was with somebody I wouldn't ever choose to have sex with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dervrak View Post
    When I was a teenager or my early 20's there would have been no debate...SEX!

    ...but now that I'm 40 I would take the ribs, honestly you eventually get to the point that sex just seems like too much work for little reward, especially after you've been married for a decade.
    I disagree on that last part, but to each their own.
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  11. #91
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tuesdays View Post
    Two birds 1 stone, eat the ribs and rub one out later.

    Who ever picked 30m sex is an idiot, or female.
    How does gender matter tho?
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  12. #92
    Quote Originally Posted by Viikkis View Post
    How does gender matter tho?
    I'm a guy, I sure an the hell don't want to fuck another guy for 30 minutes.

    Also /lay there and get rekt vs doing all the work, or have a bitch grind on ya for that long /QQ

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tuesdays View Post
    I'm a guy, I sure an the hell don't want to fuck another guy for 30 minutes.

    Also /lay there and get rekt vs doing all the work, or have a bitch grind on ya for that long /QQ
    "/lay there and get rekt"

    That has to be the most romantic thing I've read today.
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    i've said i'd like to have one of those bad dragon dildos shaped like a horse, because the shape is nicer than human.
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    i was talking about horse cock again, told him to look at your sig.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tuesdays View Post
    I'm a guy, I sure an the hell don't want to fuck another guy for 30 minutes.

    Also /lay there and get rekt vs doing all the work, or have a bitch grind on ya for that long /QQ
    Sounds like you've never had good sex then.
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  15. #95
    Quote Originally Posted by Viikkis View Post
    Sounds like you've never had good sex then.
    yeah okay..

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    What the F?

    Spareribs votes are way too low. Lots of liars or sex-craving people here @_@
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  17. #97
    Quote Originally Posted by Puupi View Post
    "/lay there and get rekt"

    That has to be the most romantic thing I've read today.
    Romance is overrated.

  18. #98
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    Ummm sex I guess but it depends with who and if they're even nice to look at >.>
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  19. #99
    Quote Originally Posted by OreoLover View Post
    What the F?

    Spareribs votes are way too low. Lots of liars or sex-craving people here @_@
    yeah I know right?

  20. #100
    Well, I definitely wouldn't make it for all 3 hours of the spareribs. I probably wouldn't make it more than a few minutes into that before I got full and couldn't eat anymore (especially considering how huge the portions are for most of the BBQ places where I live). So by that logic, I wouldn't really get the full value from the "3 hours of spareribs" option.

    [comedy "lulz you wouldn't last the full 30 minutes for sex either" comment goes here]
    Last edited by Ciddy; 2016-05-26 at 01:24 PM.

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