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    You have to choose one...

    Poll of the week.

    30 mins of sex.

    OR

    3h of all you can eat spareribs.

    cast your vote now!

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    Your food standards are low as shit.

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    Elemental Lord Reg's Avatar
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    Are they good spareribs? And is it good sex? Or we talking average on both?

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    30 min of sex, I'm a pervert, not a gurmand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg View Post
    Are they good spareribs? And is it good sex? Or we talking average on both?
    Thats all subjective.... One has to take a gamble.

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    Ribs are one of the last foods I'd ever consider eating.
    I'd even drink Sunny D over eating a Rib.

    So uh...yeah.

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    Definitely sex.
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    Who the fuck would eat spare ribs for 3 hours?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiift View Post
    Thats all subjective.... One has to take a gamble.
    I understand opinions are subjective, but in a hypothetical, it's only my opinion that counts. So I am just wondering if in this situation, I am to consider both of these options at peak performance, or just run of the mill.

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    sex.


    next question.

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    tbh both options sound too tiresome. I'd rather spend that time playing more Overwatch.
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    Maybe just change the all you can eat thing to say "3 hours of all you can eat from your favorite restaurant."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg View Post
    I understand opinions are subjective, but in a hypothetical, it's only my opinion that counts. So I am just wondering if in this situation, I am to consider both of these options at peak performance, or just run of the mill.
    soso. The ribs are good and u get a free beer. The sex is good aswell but... Im starting to think i have the wrong target group in mind. I was thinking people that have enough sex to pass a chance off for a good meal of ribs.... Shoulnd be on MMo..

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    Spare ribs, at least I'd be satisfied when it was over. 30 minutes of sex doesn't even guarantee an orgasm as I'm a slow burn, long lasting guy.
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    Depends on how hungry or horny I am. 30 min of sex really isn't that much. I mean if it were 3h of sex and 3h of delicious food...well maybe.
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    Question is lame, why is it I know what I would be eating but I wouldn't know who I am having sex with?

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    i don't understand how this is even a question, who the fuck would sit and eat anything for 3 hours over sex?

    granted I am also assuming the sex is with someone i WANT to have sex with and not some weird scenario but still

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    My question is.... how weak is your love life that having a single 30 minute session of sex seems like a reward? One should be having a good long session with their partner at least several times a month.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiift View Post
    soso. The ribs are good and u get a free beer. The sex is good aswell but... Im starting to think i have the wrong target group in mind. I was thinking people that have enough sex to pass a chance off for a good meal of ribs.... Shoulnd be on MMo..
    lol Well my problem is finding a good sparerib. Barbecue in NY isn't that great. I have enough meaningless sex that if the ribs were good enough, I'd pass sex up for some mind-blowing ribs.

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    I choose none. What are you gonna do shoot me?

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