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  1. 2016-05-26, 09:29 PM #21
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    i was expecting cyborg chuck norris
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reeve View Post
    The first ones I encountered were actually Vin Diesel. Like Vin Diesel's hair doesn't grow because it's afraid of him. I was surprised when people started replacing Vin Diesel with Chuck Norris.
    They make me think of an old quote about Teddy Roosevelt: "Death had to take him sleeping, for if Roosevelt had been awake there would have been a fight." - Thomas Marshall on the death of President Theodore Roosevelt
    "In today’s America, conservatives who actually want to conserve are as rare as liberals who actually want to liberate. The once-significant language of an earlier era has had the meaning sucked right out of it, the better to serve as camouflage for a kleptocratic feeding frenzy in which both establishment parties participate with equal abandon" (Taking a break from the criminal, incompetent liars at the NSA, to bring you the above political observation, from The Archdruid Report.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by mizeri View Post
    i was expecting cyborg chuck norris
    I was expecting more Chuck Norris jokes, was sadly disappointed

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    Of your posting history, yet I know those subreddits and that karma:
    Art thou not Romeo and a RedPiller?
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  4. 2016-05-27, 09:37 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Celista View Post
    I was expecting more Chuck Norris jokes, was sadly disappointed
    Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the Earth down.
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    "This will be a fight against overwhelming odds from which survival cannot be expected. We will do what damage we can."

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  5. 2016-05-27, 09:40 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hubcap View Post
    Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the Earth down.
    Already used in this thread. New material!

    There is no "I" in "team." There are two "i's" in "Vin Diesel." Fuck you, team.
    Vin Diesel can touch MC Hammer.
    'Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
    Or a yawing hole in a battered head
    And the scuppers clogged with rotting red
    And there they lay I damn me eyes
    All lookouts clapped on Paradise
    All souls bound just contrarywise, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
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