Thailand: Python Emerges From Toilet and Bites Man's Penis

[Independent voter]

Clearly it was a female python because misandry.

The victim might've had a preference.

[Jotaux]

My dad raised snakes when I was born and actually had to sell a few because they were big enough to swallow baby Me when I was brought home, so I was able to grow up around them and they're definitely the type of predator that you can't ever get used to even if you know they're there. They're so big and so quick and at the same time can lay so motionless that predicting their reactions is extremely difficult so put that in a random encounter situation and it's easy to understand why so many are afraid of them.

At my grandparents lake property there were a few gardner snakes. I think I was 4 or 5 and my cousins wanted to catch them and must have spent 3 hours searching. They gave up and sat down on some rocks. I was coming to tell them that dinner was ready fell right in front of them and was 3 inches away from a snake. Screamed and gtfo of there.

[Twix]

Looking at the positives, he got a free BJ.

[Vizardlorde]

This why I double check every time i sit on the toilet...

[MatthewOU2015]

This is why I poop and pee standing up.

[Deleted]

As an aside I am never ever living in a part of the world where I have to worry about snakes rising out of the toilet and attacking. Ever.

My penis agrees with you.

[Raetary]

This is why I poop and pee standing up.

and how the hell does this shit work?

OT: hey, lets look at the positive things! he got a free blowjob! and if he is into bestiality, even better for him!

[Steve French]

Looking at the positives, he got a free BJ.

A toothy bj. Could have been worse right?

[Independent voter]

[Shibito]

Ive heard of rats crawling out of toilets before.

[Rudkobing]

Poor guy. This reminds of....

[Belize]

Jesus Christ how horrifying.

[Damajin]

Ive heard of rats crawling out of toilets before.

Happens in Detroit quite regularly and the rats are the size of small cats.