Your favourite activity when the wife aint home?

[Crillam]

Have fun with the neighbor instead.

[Kapadons]

Jerk off with a belt around my neck. Usually can't do the belt of the wife is home.

[Rabka Uhalla]

Maybe the question was too difficult for some to apprehend. I added another line.

Well maybe the question shouldn't have been resisting arrest so much, then it wouldn't be so difficult to apprehend.

[Annoying]

The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world!

But really, I just live with a friend, so whether she's home or not doesn't matter.

[Lady Dragonheart]

World of Warcraft?

Essentially gaming in general, or reading, or doing my crafts. Though, I don't think that there is anything specific that I don't do what my husband isn't around, other than casual sex and/or cuddling, of course.

[Dystemper]

Enjoy the silence, play some video games.

[dekomuri]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfoAhXDvcoc

i beleive this says alot...go to about 5 seconds in.

[ArguesWithStrangers]

I do karate in the garage.

[Captain N]

I sleep. My wife works days and I work nights.

[Rooflesstoofless]

Play Bloodborne.
Go on longer walks/runs with the dog.

[Techno-Druid]

I don't have a wife, but if I did and she wasn't around, I would do what I always do ~ masturbate.

[Laerrus]

Silence? WTF is that?

When my Wife isn't around, I am still stuck with our goddamned kids so unfortunately I don't get time to discover my favorite activity.

[Celista]

just keep me in mind...terrible tragedies involving loved ones happen.

...annnd Jay made it creepy. lol

[breadisfunny]

i am never and will never be married. no woman would want me.

[Nekobe140]

Well, girlfriend for me but I'd likely just play games, workout, eat food, or look at clothes online.

[lonely zergling]

When I'm alone I take a bath in raw pork ground meat. What else would I do?

[Celista]

When I'm alone I take a bath in raw pork ground meat. What else would I do?

If you had taste you would bathe in cheerios and maple syrup like the rest of us, you uncouth swine.

[SlayAllDay]

What about when our man is away? lol
I jam out to some girl songs and sing my heart out while I'm playing either WOW or league of legends...cause I feel bad to play a ton when he's home. Don't want him to feel ignored lol

[Lady Dragonheart]

What about when our man is away? lol

That's why I just answered as if the husband was away, anyway.

I jam out to some girl songs and sing my heart out while I'm playing either WOW or league of legends...cause I feel bad to play a ton when he's home. Don't want him to feel ignored lol

I play music almost 24/7, when I game (unless it's the first time playing something, I enable in-game music), in the bath/shower, when I sleep, in the car, pretty much where ever I can.

When the beloved is home, we do things together: watch movies/shows/anime, play some multiplayer/co-op console games, and relationship duties. But we often do our own things, like we'll game but different games, or we'll do our crafts, or read, etc.

[SteveRocks]

Most people on here aren't even married. Kind of a weird question to ask don't you think?

How do you know how many people here are married? Kind of a presumptuous thing to say don't you think?