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    Floridaman buries boss in dirt with front end loader

    A man who goes by "Pork Chop" was up to his ears in stress Wednesday, so he buried his boss up to the waist, according to an arrest report.

    A 32-year-old Sanford man was arrested Wednesday after allegedly burying his boss — Perry A. Byrd, 57, of Orlando — in dirt with a front-end loader and beating him into unconsciousness, a report said.

    Erick A. Cox was arguing with Byrd at the construction site of the new Wal-Mart on U.S. Highway 17-92 in DeBary about 7:20 a.m. Wednesday when a witness said Cox dumped a load of dirt onto the site superintendent's head, according to a report.

    The witness told Volusia County deputies that the dirt pinned the JEL Site Development, Inc. boss to the ground, so when Cox went to dig up another load, Byrd could not move. Cox then unloaded another pile of dirt onto Byrd, covering almost half of his body, according to a report.

    http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/...602-story.html
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    I am Murloc! Pangean's Avatar
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    His booking photo is priceless.
    What are we gonna do now? Taking off his turban, they said, is this man a Jew?
    'Cause they're working for the clampdown
    They put up a poster saying we earn more than you!
    When we're working for the clampdown
    We will teach our twisted speech To the young believers
    We will train our blue-eyed men To be young believers

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    god bless florida man

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pangean View Post
    His booking photo is priceless.
    Reminds me of the CmonBro twitch meme thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pangean View Post
    His booking photo is priceless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lockedout View Post
    Yikes! That's a face only a bingo playing Florida mother would love!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lockedout View Post
    Why are you so angry?
    .

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    His boss was a Floridaman too, so I'm thinking he deserved it.

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    I can't decide if his head is too fat or his eyes too close together. It disturbs me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lockedout View Post
    he looks like a convicted oompa loompa

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    Good old florida man. Recycling like a good human being.

    Why do no one ever do ť͚͚͚͚̫͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚̫͚͚͚͚̩͚͚͚͚̫͚͚̌̌̌̽̌̌̌̌̌̌̌͢͢͢͢͢͢� �͚͚͚͚͚̫͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚̫͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚̫͚̌̔̌̌̌̌̃̌̌̌̌ͤ̌̌͢͢͢͢͢� �͚͚͚͚͚͚͚̫͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚̫͚͚͚͚͚͚͚̌̌̌̌̌ͮ̌̌̌̌̌̌͘̕͢͢͢͢͢͢� �̫͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚̫͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚̫͚͚͚͚̦͚͚̌̌᷇̌̌̌̌̍̌̌̌̌̌͢͢͢͢͢ ͚͚̫͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚̫͚͚͚͚̮͚͚͚͚̫͚͚͚͚̌̌̌̋̌̌̌̌̌̌̌̌͢͢͢͢͢͢� �͚͚͚͚̫͚͚͚͚̙͚͚͚͚̫͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚̫͚͚̌̌̌̌̌̌̌̌̌̌̌̕͢͢͢͢͢͢� �͚͚͚͚͚̫͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚̫͚͚͚͚͙͚͚͚͚̫͚̌̅̌̌̌̌̌̌̌̌̌̌͘͢͢͢͢͢� �͚͚͚̯͚͚͚͚̫͚͚͚͚̗͚͚͚͚̫͚͚͚͚͔͚͚͚̌̌̌̌̌̌̌̌̌̌̌͢͢͢͢͢͢� �̫͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚̫͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚̫͚͚͚͚̌̌̍̌̌̌̌̌̌̌̌̕͢͢͢͢͢his kind fo stuff anymore?
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    His nickname is "pork chop". Pork chops victim has a fractured skull and bleeding on the brain as a result of the attack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hubcap View Post
    Why are you so angry?
    If you were Floridaman you'd be angry too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lockedout View Post
    lol he looks like a psychopath

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    Quote Originally Posted by lockedout View Post
    I kinda look at the oven that way when im trying to see if my food is done cooking.
    Quote Originally Posted by WoWKnight65 View Post
    That's same excuse from you and so many others on this website and your right some of threads do bully high elf fans to a point where they might end up losing their minds to a point of a mass shooting.
    Holy shit lol

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    If my name was "pork chop" I'd be mad too.

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