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2016-06-15, 10:27 AM #1Warchief
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How short is too short for Mens shorts?
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2016-06-15, 10:34 AM #2Deleted
would bang
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2016-06-15, 11:25 AM #3Titan
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Is that Borat's brother?
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2016-06-15, 11:25 AM #4The Undying
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Men don't wear shorts.
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2016-06-15, 11:26 AM #5The Insane
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To look okey? Like halfway up the thigh. To be decent? Ass cheeks showing.
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2016-06-15, 11:27 AM #6Titan
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Real men do.
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2016-06-15, 11:48 AM #7I am Murloc!
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When you can't keep your third leg inside your shorts, at that point you are really just wearing a very awkward belt.
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2016-06-15, 11:52 AM #8Banned
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Anything were your nuts are hanging out are too short, so I guess it depends on your age...
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2016-06-15, 11:58 AM #9Bloodsail Admiral
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When your balls are in the breeze, its too short. otherwise, short it up!
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2016-06-15, 11:59 AM #10Banned
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if your balls feel like they are in a vice, it may be too short.
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2016-06-15, 01:12 PM #11Deleted
If they get too tight on the balls, then it's too short. However, let it hang free if it suits you. I won't judge you.
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2016-06-15, 02:24 PM #12Elemental Lord
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Pretty much the same as women's. They're shorts until they're classified as something else. Granted, I would think that many of the smaller, tighter ones would be bothersome and uncomfortable to men. But, it's whatever, I suppose. *Shrugs*
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2016-06-15, 02:29 PM #13Titan
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.5 of an inch above the knee
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2016-06-15, 02:29 PM #14Scarab Lord
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When you see butt cheeks. Its definitely too short when you see cock and balls hanging out.
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2016-06-15, 02:33 PM #15Immortal
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That's terrifying!
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2016-06-15, 02:34 PM #16Brewmaster
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I don't like wearing ones shorter than a couple of inches above my knee. None of my business what other men wear.
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2016-06-15, 02:40 PM #17Deleted
If he finds it comfortable, go for it. Would look better with shaved legs, though.
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2016-06-15, 03:00 PM #18Pandaren Monk
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I wear 3/4 cargo's because to me its still 1996.
That guy is going to develop some serious chaffing issues and calluses on his ballbagI may not agree with what you say but I will fight to the death to defend your right to say it.
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2016-06-15, 03:02 PM #19Banned
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If it's an inch or two above the knee it's too short.
I really don't know how track and cross country runners do it.
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