Do not trust CHrono...
Who said I had a soul in the first place... O wait its in my name almost...
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So am i now just Chron instead of ChronoSul?
Pendra decides she's had enough of the dead guy walking around and strangles the shit out of him. Chrono and parrot and both lazy fucks who'd rather masturbate all day than get food. Hanna snaps and brutally murders a poor kitten!
Chainsaw bear steals from the cat murderer! Izalla pees against the wind somehow. Pendra gets told what the dead guy thinks of her! Fat charizard loses to a fucking parrot.... A parrot. Ami gets a dick-fish
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2 people un-lived
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5 idiots sleep instead of murdering each other! Izalla plays cards with a parrot before getting hungry. Sadly she can't catch the parrot.
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Pendra gets a nice new sock, but won't go climbing ever again. Hanna has had enough of this shit and scores a quad. Finally the parrot is dead and I can eat! Fat charizard gets a clock and throws it away because it's useless and he's too dumb to figure out he can eat it.
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Aaaand taking a break. Shitpost harder to get the ending.
Hannah is Isis!
Also bets on if chrono eats the clock
4 people forgot to please Hanna and died.
Hanna deals with an itch where the sun don't shine. Chrono sees a place the sun don't shine too! Pendra apparently likes stuff in her butt.
Pendra greets her friend happily. Hanna however is seeing red and stabs the fuck out of Pendra (probably in the ass, since she's into that). Chrono forgets that he has wings and falls into a hole like some idiot.
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2 more people un-un-died today
So close. ;-;
Hanna's Plot Armortm won out!
The winner, and all the idiots:
Summary for the lazy idiots who want to see how Hanna didn't die:
Stats for the nerds: