What would you do upon finding freeloading swine in your swimming pool?

[Hotmail]

The weather has been really nice lately so a few weeks ago I decided to roll up my sleeves and start the arduous process of getting the swimming pool ready for summer. Ungh, so much work!



But then one afternoon I was minding my own business tweaking the filter pump handle when all of a sudden I felt a creepy sensation crawling up my skin... like I was being watched. That was when I slowly turned my head towards the pool and...

Spoiler: 

WHOA HOLY SHIT!!

I hadn't even started chemical treatment yet, so the water in there easily had a pH higher than 10. I just sat there, terrified.

How would you handle this kind of situation?!

[Val the Moofia Boss]

First, I'd tell him to get out, or otherwise I'll call the police.

Second, I'd ask him what on earth where you thinking that this was a good idea?

Third, I'd tell him to get out.

[Hotmail]

Now I just need babes.

[Strawberry]

I wouldn't touch that even with a long ass stick. But I would probably threaten to beat the shit out of him. With a long ass stick if needed.

Honestly, the spoiler photo is a fake. Doesn't look like your swimming pool.

[Deleted]

hahaha, 5/7 meme

[the game]

Dihydrogen monoxide is the most dangerous chemical. You can rest easy in the fact that he will die from it eventually.

[Deleted]

Employ him as my pool boy, he seems like a legit guy.

[Feenuxik]

I was hoping for a real swine. Thanks, now Im excited about bacon

[Nightyb]

I too came for the bacon :<