Black Helicopters and Gray Men; son of Chuck Norris alleges poisoning

[Milchshake]

Sign of the endtimes?
Mike Norris, the first-born son of Chuck Norris, hired a bodyguard after allegedly being poisoned while promoting his new movie Amerigeddon. At a screening for Amerigeddon in Columbus, Ohio, recently, Norris, 53, claims that someone in a gray suit rubbed poison on the back of his neck, causing him to become violently ill on his drive back to Dayton. Mike Norris won’t say for sure that the stranger’s actions were nefarious, just “strange and scary” enough for him to hire a bodyguard approved by his martial artist father, Chuck Norris.


For people that aren't sure, Mike Norris is the balding one. You may recognize him from A Force of One and Delta Force 3.

Mike Norris directed the 2016 film Amerigeddon, written by Texas businessman Gary Heavin. Amerigeddon is slightly controversial and is a film that the “government does not want people to see,” according to Heavin. Heavin says Amerigeddon is fictional, but the events in the film could be considered “very real threats.” Heavin, a 61-year-old millionaire who owns the fast-growing fitness franchise Curves, decided in 2013 to produce “movies that make a difference,” starting with the film Mission Air, a 2014 Christian movie about a mother and son’s mission trip to Mexico that was also directed by Mike Norris.

[Independent voter]

They're all balding.

They are the kind of people who you hope don't talk to you because if they do talk to you it's going to be a long day.

[Vanyali]

Oh man.

A guy promoting a film that "the government doesn't want you to see" is suddenly fearful for his life from "guys in suits" that have "exotic poisons" and it's totally real and not an attempt to drum up more interest for this movie that they're trying to kill him to keep him from releasing it!!!!

[Milchshake]

Oh man.

A guy promoting a film that "the government doesn't want you to see" is suddenly fearful for his life from "guys in suits" that have "exotic poisons" and it's totally real and not an attempt to drum up more interest for this movie that they're trying to kill him to keep him from releasing it!!!!

Ironically, they might be fans of Putin.

[Vanyali]

Ironically, they might be fans of Putin.

Take a look at the other stories on your site, champ.

[Milchshake]

Take a look at the other stories on your site, champ.

Kinda busy, this lead me to start watching Chuck Norris vs Communism on Netflix. Its really good.

[Mihalik]

Mike Norris...when you look older than the fossil who is your father.

[Ghaleon]

So father and son both crazy as hell. Didn't his dad believe the whole government was going to invade texas stuff?