What's your bizarre rejections?

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So what bizarre reasons have you ever had regarding rejections? Be it romantic or platonic...

Mine was today after I sent a basic "Hey interesting profile I like Walking Dead too fancy chatting?" his response "Thanks, ive read ur profile and I just dont get along with comic book readers/likers cant stand marvel products sorry" Personally I found it funny in a random wtf way

[Ridesdel]

"It was just the alcohol talking last night"

[Forgettable]

*Go on 10 dates with a girl*
*Have conversation about relationship*
Her: "I have a boyfriend"
Me: "WTF"

[Azadina]

*Go on 10 dates with a girl*
*Have conversation about relationship*
Her: "I have a boyfriend"
Me: "WTF"

Who goes on 10 dates? Or is meeting friends the same as dating these days?

[Revi]

Who goes on 10 dates? Or is meeting friends the same as dating these days?

3rd date is sex, but if you skip that and go all the way to 10, you get mega-sex.

Secret unlock.

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Who goes on 10 dates? Or is meeting friends the same as dating these days?

Depends doesn't it? I don't jump into relationships so would probably meet 10+ times before committing, granted we're usually banging by date 2

[Azadina]

3rd date is sex, but if you skip that and go all the way to 10, you get mega-sex.

Secret unlock.

I'm not patient enough for that

[Justpassing]

*Go on 10 dates with a girl*
*Have conversation about relationship*
Her: "I have a boyfriend"
Me: "WTF"

10 dates, you paid for them? And she had a boyfriend? I'd hate to tell you but...

[Revi]

I'm not patient enough for that

Going sooner gets you more bang for your buck.

I get you, being all fiscally responsible.

[Azadina]

Going sooner gets you more bang for your buck.

I get you, being all fiscally responsible.

I like being responsible!

If you aren't interesting enough by 3rd or so, then nopes.

[Revi]

I like being responsible!

If you aren't interesting enough by 3rd or so, then nopes.

In all seriousness, I agree If you dont feel it by 3rd it's probably not there.

[Karlz0rz]

The good thing about being a strong cis white male, is that by the 3rd date I can just take sex.
Always ends good for me!
So in that sense, I never get rejected.

[unfilteredJW]

Told a girl I'm a math professor and her response was, "I don't think I could be with someone wanting to teach me math all the time."

Like I carry around a fucking chalk board talking about solving polynomials or some shit all day.

Got a laugh out of me.

"Oh, you're a chef. I'd end up fat if I'm with you."

[Gamdwelf]

"you thought that was a date?"

[Gib Lover]

"you thought that was a date?"

I've gotten this one once. I was a little pissed.

[Justpassing]

"you thought that was a date?"

Damn man...need a hug?

[Gamdwelf]

"I'm just not looking for a relationship right now...."

Tries to date both my roommates, when that doesn't work throws a bitch fit at the Halloween party she threw to seduce one of them.

[belfpala]

Me: "I love you."
Her: pause... "I love fucking you."

After a year and a half together. Beat that, internet.

[Forgettable]

10 dates, you paid for them? And she had a boyfriend? I'd hate to tell you but...

I paid for the majority of them.

And yea, I figured that one out. Won't make that mistake again.

[Gamdwelf]

Me: "I love you."
Her: pause... "I love fucking you."

After a year and a half together. Beat that, internet.

You wanna go?