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[W1sp]

Since i was a young boy my father has imposed his religion onto me. I was home schooled because we live in the west and my father wanted me in an environment that was free from anything Haram. I couldn't associate with Jews or Christians, anyone who ate unclean animals, or any girl. As a teenage guy going through puberty this was naturally a living nightmare. After years of begging from me and pressure from his colleagues, i was finally allowed to attend a very nice coed high school. The only rule was that i had to keep avoiding anything Haram. Being free for the first time i started to celebrate. Ate bacon my first day, had Christian friends in a week, and within the month i had even met a girl. I was shy and awkward as i could possibly be but she liked me and thought i was funny. She was a little too hipster punk for me, listing to music i've never heard and using words like tubular and bae, but i loved it. Within two months we were dating. It was going great until my father heard about it. The Christians and bacon he could overlook, but the women to him were really wrong. To him this was too much and he even claimed me of having sex with her. As if it couldn't get any weirder he actually demanded i show him my penis to prove i haven't been having sex. I had to ask him twice to make sure i heard him right. It was awkward but living under his roof i had to do as he commands. I started to go out with her on dates and every time i came home i had to whip it out for dad. It might be insane, but i actually am ok with dicks out for haram bae.

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[Mihalik]

0/10 Weak. Would not read again. Inb4lock

[Belize]

Is this copy pasta. Because it looks like copy pasta.

[W1sp]

From the darkest corners of the empire

[Kronik85]

Harambe memes are shit.

0/10. Totally undank. Would never read or spam in Twitch chat.

[Mayhem]

Wow, you met some weird christian friends, they didn´t instantly question your religion and accused you of being a terrorist?

But seriously, you could´ve at least googled the difference between Haram and Ḥarām.

1/10

[Deletedaccount1]

what a thread

[shadowmouse]

Copy pasta of a reddit joke, and that's just checking Bing.

[Crissi]

Don't post copy pasta memes

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