1. 2016-09-18, 11:48 PM #1
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    Batman vs. Jackie Chan

    Let's get this done:

    Batman (with infinite prep. time)

    vs.

    Jackie Chan (while holding a baby, they are in a pots & pans factory and he doesn't want to hurt Batman)


    And nightmare mode: Batman just killed Jackie Chan's master. I'm not adding to Batman beacuse Batman with infinite prep. time is godtier already.
    They always told me I would miss my family... but I never miss from close range.
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  2. 2016-09-18, 11:51 PM #2
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    So real human being versus a comic character who gets tons of plot armor?

    Jackie Chan wins with ease.
    How?
    By beating the shit out of the Batman writers and forcing them to let Batman lose badly.
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  3. 2016-09-19, 12:09 AM #3
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    Batman doesn't hurt innocent people so...no winner.
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    jackie chan broooooooo
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  5. 2016-09-22, 05:24 PM #5
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    Jackie is just an actor with some martial arts experience... Batman is, well, a nightmare of every criminal. Jackie would get pounded.
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    Batman especially since he already killed someone... When heros go bad they are not easily stopped look at Superman in Injustice he went bad and it took himself to finally stop him. So it would take a good batman to stop him.
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    Can Jackie Chan call in his friend Owen Wilson?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Friendlyimmolation View Post
    Can Jackie Chan call in his friend Owen Wilson?
    Only if Batman is allowed to call in Catwoman!
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    Quote Originally Posted by May90 View Post
    Only if Batman is allowed to call in Catwoman!
    The shenanigans of the Shanghai knights cannot be stopped.
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