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You are to be cremated after death. You have a choice where your ashes are to be scattered? Where would you choose?
Id like Elon Musk to send my remains to Space or Mars. Just cuz
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2016-10-26, 07:17 PM #1Scarab Lord
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Where would you like your ash remains scattered?
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2016-10-26, 07:34 PM #2The Undying
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Uhm... Grizzly Hills, Mulgore or Surumar City (in the eyes of the guards).
But I am pretty sure you were meant to post this thread in the off-topic. Take a while to look at where you post threads.
On the topic; The tallest mountain, or a capsule to the deepest seabed.FOMO: "Fear Of Missing Out", also commonly known as people with a mental issue of managing time and activities, many expecting others to fit into their schedule so they don't miss out on things to come. If FOMO becomes a problem for you, do seek help, it can be a very unhealthy lifestyle..
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2016-10-26, 07:46 PM #3The Insane
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on the corpses of my victims. :3
Formerly known as Arafal
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2016-10-27, 12:58 PM #4The Unstoppable Force
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Just dispose them in a garbage container. Who cares about ashes of a dead man?
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2016-10-27, 01:01 PM #5The Insane
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Over the mountains in Ulaanbaatar.
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2016-10-27, 01:03 PM #6Mechagnome
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A flowing body of water. Or a neighbors tomato patch.
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2016-10-27, 01:14 PM #7Legendary!
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First you'll be dead long before humans ever get to Mars with anything more than a 1 in 10 hit chance probe, so setup a well funded trust to ensure that your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandchildren get the job done. Originally Posted by thenconfuciussaid
Second any money you give to Elon Musk for your burial will end up paying bankruptcy lawyer fees because any guy or company that thinks it can be the master of space travel, solar tech, cars, trains, public transportation, and whatever else hes got fingers into, all at the same time is headed for a crash.
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Besides, do you think you'd actually be allowed to put your ashes on Mars?
Do you realize how "racist" that is?
Do you think you can just force your evil colonialism DNA onto the peaceful native DNAicans of Mars?
(ok so that last part was sarcasm but you can bet your ass its a serious matter for somebody out there haha)
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As for me?
Granting the premise that I'll actually die and ruling out the possibility of being a zombie, I guess toss my ashes over a glacier because I fucking hate the heat.MAGA
When all you do is WIN WIN WIN
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2016-10-27, 01:17 PM #8Immortal
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I'd like my ashes to go through the conversion process for a diamond, thrown into the ocean and be lost for centuries....
Then to be rediscovered by a young attractive girl so I can rid on her chest as a necklace while haunting her at night
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2016-10-27, 01:20 PM #9Legendary!
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Ashes? You think I am going to be cremated and rob young, eager med students of a nice cadaver to work on?
Nope...To science goes my body!Get a grip man! It's CHEESE!
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2016-10-27, 01:21 PM #10The Insane
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In my killers eyes.
Alternative, in a remote and secluded part of the forest.
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2016-10-27, 01:22 PM #11Titan
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Originally Posted by Arafal123
*hides* If you get me, then my ashes shall suffocate you, taking you with me!
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Originally Posted by epigramx
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2016-10-27, 01:27 PM #12Banned
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Over Clinton's dinner so she can eat me. Originally Posted by thenconfuciussaid
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2016-10-27, 01:31 PM #13The Unstoppable Force
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Chelsea's? You, little pervert! Originally Posted by zenkai
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2016-10-27, 01:33 PM #14Immortal
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You want Clinton to eat your salad? Kinky. Originally Posted by zenkai
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2016-10-27, 01:38 PM #15The Unstoppable Force
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At sea near where I had my summer cabin.
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2016-10-27, 01:46 PM #16Deleted
I don't want there to be ashes left. I don't want there to be anything left. I'm going to find a place with a huge vat of molten metal and go out like the terminator.
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2016-10-27, 01:47 PM #17The Undying
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I want my ashes mixed with blood and used as ink for contracts written by the devil.
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2016-10-27, 02:07 PM #18Legendary!
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I'd have them mixed with ground coffee and served to guests...
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2016-10-27, 02:10 PM #19Over 9000!
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Over the garden wall deep into the wilderness.
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2016-10-27, 02:13 PM #20The Forgettable
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I haven't thought about it. I'll get back to you in 50 years.
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