Always expect the worst from people and you are never disappointed

[Jayburner]

I knew I was setting myself up for failure but I was hungry. Sent the nephews to get some pizza slices down the road... Asked them to get me a couple pepperoni slices since thats easy to remember. They come back with cheese slices and they all got gourmet slices with 5 or more toppings on them.

"but Uncle Jimmy they didn't have any pepperoni slices so we got you just basic cheese slices"

OMG.

I'm a grown ass man that will eat slices with road kill on it as long as its a topping for fuck sakes! Now i'm eating pizza slices a little girl would order because veggies or any toppings is gross!

[Serpha]

I guess you didn't tip them.

[icausewipes]

Why not take their slices?

[Jayburner]

Why not take their slices?

they ate at the pizza joint of course. Came back with cold slices. lol

[Miyagie]

Its always so strange seeing americans share a pizza but why on earth would a pizza restaurant run out of salami ?

[Jayburner]

Its always so strange seeing americans share a pizza but why on earth would a pizza restaurant run out of salami ?

its called Pizza Pizza here in Canada. I can almost believe their bullshit because they have a counter with available slices that you can order. all ready for take out.

[Miyagie]

Once a "friend" of a friend was send to get some döner kebab and this little special friend went to the next greek restaurant and brought us some pita dispite the fact that half of us were muslims...

[Deleted]

Once a "friend" of a friend was send to get some döner kebab and this little special friend went to the next greek restaurant and brought us some pita dispite the fact that half of us were muslims...

Muslims are the worst. The worst!

[Miyagie]

Muslims are the worst. The worst!

Thank you.

10/char

[Deleted]

Why do people post self centred threads like this and expect us all to care about what they are saying? This is way too personal and irrelevant for this forum.

[Jayburner]

Why do people post self centred threads like this and expect us all to care about what they are saying? This is way too personal and irrelevant for this forum.

sorry thats my thing. I really don't know how to post objectively.

[Deleted]

sorry thats my thing. I really don't know how to post objectively.

Then don't post at all. This isn't reddit or 4chan.

Go do your attention seeking some place else

[Jayburner]

Then don't post at all. This isn't reddit or 4chan.

Go do your attention seeking some place else

okay, I will go to 4chan. bye guys.

[Rudkobing]

I Always expect the worst from people and you are never disappointed

That's mighty negative. Always think of the positive

[Felicia]

Why do people post self centred threads like this and expect us all to care about what they are saying? This is way too personal and irrelevant for this forum.

It's just his thing. He always does it. I've always found a lot of his topics to be interesting questions.

Anyway... I've always found it easier to expect the worst in people, too. It's easier to do that, and then be pleasantly surprised if they do come through.

[OperationFerret]

I knew I was setting myself up for failure but I was hungry. Sent the nephews to get some pizza slices down the road... Asked them to get me a couple pepperoni slices since thats easy to remember. They come back with cheese slices and they all got gourmet slices with 5 or more toppings on them.

"but Uncle Jimmy they didn't have any pepperoni slices so we got you just basic cheese slices"

OMG.

I'm a grown ass man that will eat slices with road kill on it as long as its a topping for fuck sakes! Now i'm eating pizza slices a little girl would order because veggies or any toppings is gross!

I have to say, that's one of the better lines you've come up with.

[RobertoCarlos]

This thread has triggered my Im sick of the internet for today emotion. Congrats op

[Jayburner]

This thread has triggered my Im sick of the internet for today emotion. Congrats op

sorry to disappoint, but I kind of already stated that in the thread title.

[Azadina]

Once a "friend" of a friend was send to get some döner kebab and this little special friend went to the next greek restaurant and brought us some pita dispite the fact that half of us were muslims...

What's wrong with pita for muslim? I've never had one, so dunno, just curious.

[Kalis]

What's wrong with pita for muslim? I've never had one, so dunno, just curious.

A pork pita maybe? They eat pita bread in Muslim countries.