Floridaman robs gas station while wearing beard drawn on by sharpie

[the game]

HOLIDAY, Fla. - The Pasco County Sheriff's Office is searching for a gas station robbery suspect who was caught on camera with what appears to be a drawn-on beard as a disguise.

The incident happened at the Holiday Gas Station located at 1937 US 19 in Holiday.

Deputies describe the suspect as a heavy-set white male in his 30s or 40s wearing a red bandana, long dark hair up in the bandana and a green military-style pilot jumpsuit. The suspect was wearing clear gloves and left the scene in a tan or brown Toyota extended cab truck and headed south on US 19.

It is unknown if the suspect got away with any cash

http://www.wptv.com/news/state/flori...drawn-on-beard

[dextersmith]

Not the first time a sharpie was used for a robbery.

[Rudkobing]

I have no words.

[sheggaro]

they'll never find him

[Schattenlied]

God dammit, Florida, Just stop already...

[the game]

they'll never find him

Then the beard did its job.

[monkmastaeq]

I'm starting to wonder if its actually florida , or we just hear about every story like this that florida has

[Laerrus]

Betcha the suspect is really a woman.

[Forgettable]

Florida man, you da real MVP

[Tijuana]

http://www.wptv.com/news/state/flori...drawn-on-beard

Never change, Florida Man. Also, never move. For the love of god, never move.

[Tmithc777]

Florida man so smart because when you scrub ink off, its like 'poof !! beard be gone' and no one recognise me.

Florida man missed trick though...

...it be super disguise if beard be hiding underneath, because it be like 'poof !! beard be gone...but ahah !! Now you look for man with no beard, but look, wasnt me, because i has beard !!'

[Cosmic Janitor]

Okay okay, we all know why it happens in Florida that often. But that just makes me wonder about all the shit that happens elsewhere that never gets reported.. the treasure trove of stupid we are missing out on is a crime against humanity!