I had a brilliant thought after taking my green medication, and it was after my friend asked me to boost his ego by upvoting his Steam comment. I can definitely relate, and having even 10 people liking what you do makes you feel like Rick Grimes. That made me realize that the next evolution of e-sports should be e-peen itself.
How custom your Facebook profile is, your game scores, what your characters have equipped and in inventory - anything you can think of that's purely online only. The winner receives a golden statue of a peener. They will...have to grab the shaft when they accept the award. Females may also participate ofc, because this is the age of female gamers as well - but they will also have to grab the shaft, as this is the e-PEEN Awards.