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    Quote Originally Posted by Jakisuaki View Post
    Assasinate the archduke
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    Steal Helen of Troy.
    Countermove: Assassinate Helen of Troy and steal the archduke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelly View Post
    Insult Trump's hands on twitter.
    "Trump's hands are so small, I bet he needs both to press the nuke button." ?

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    False flagging.

    It's a pretty common method.

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    I would attach a note to a carrier pigeon and send it directly to Putin. He'll open up the note and it will read

    "lol idiot -USA"

    Bam, another mass extinction.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain N View Post
    I would grab the person by the hand and say...

    "1...2...3...4...I declare a Thumb War!"
    *Rolls in a finger guillotine*


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    Quote Originally Posted by det View Post
    You guys can't be serious ^^ What if "your country" is Luxemburg? What is the victory plan?
    Instigate and sit in the shadows.
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    Meant Wetback. That's what the guy from Home Depot called it anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeerWolf View Post
    *Rolls in a finger guillotine*
    Your Guillotine is no match for my finger cannon!



    In fact I'm rolling out the entire heavy artillery

    Last edited by Captain N; 2017-01-24 at 02:31 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain N View Post
    Your Guillotine is no match for my finger cannon!
    Futile, I came prepared;


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    I'd vote for Hillary
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sting View Post
    I'd vote for Hillary
    Ha! You got scammed:

    https://www.rt.com/news/374874-china...russia-border/

    https://youtu.be/ySdhGyqGCZk
    https://www.nytimes.com/2016/12/12/u...rump.html?_r=0

    Which will be first? War with China or bombing Iraq and Seria to give oil to Exxon?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Felya View Post
    Ha! You got scammed:

    https://www.rt.com/news/374874-china...russia-border/

    https://youtu.be/ySdhGyqGCZk
    https://www.nytimes.com/2016/12/12/u...rump.html?_r=0

    Which will be first? War with China or bombing Iraq and Seria to give oil to Exxon?

    Why should we care if China is moving nukes to their Russian border? Sounds like bad news for Russia.
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    I'd annex part of a country, let's call it the County Rightfully Inherited Meaning Evading Annexation, because it is a potential ally of the Nonsensical Athletic Treat Organizers, which isn't technically my enemy, but I will set it up to be because with them around I can't expand my territory and influence. This way I even get to tell my own people how rightful I was in annexing it, since I am protecting them

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    1) Have more power and allies than enemy nation
    2) Annihilate their embassy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hubcap View Post
    Why should we care if China is moving nukes to their Russian border? Sounds like bad news for Russia.
    I don't know why it would be. Ask China why Trump inauguration was timed with moving weapons to Russian border. Can you think of anything that China might believe to connect Trump to Russia? They have to be pissed for some reason...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Felya View Post
    I don't know why it would be. Ask China why Trump inauguration was timed with moving weapons to Russian border. Can you think of anything that China might believe to connect Trump to Russia? They have to be pissed for some reason...
    Well if Russia and China start nuking each other which way will the fallout cloud go? Towards the EU? Or Towards us? Prevailing winds I'm talking.

    Either way my 401K will be toast.
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    I would put up a sign advertising "free beer" only there wouldn't be any free beer, just the $8 a cup kind of beer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bilkenter View Post
    Hi

    I just want to learn how would you wanna start a war and achieve your countrys victory above all?


    what would be your way of starting a world wide war?
    I don't anyone has ever wanted to start a world war. They usually try to be sneaky and see how much they can acquire...only once they are caught red-handed does it devolve into a world war.

    Germany did this by causing problems with their neighboring countries including trying to make it look like Poland started shooting first. Russia has been doing something similar over the past few years with Crimea and Ukraine.

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    Launch nukes at a country I hate. Preferably stealthy nukes, then I can giggle while they try figure out who did it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hubcap View Post
    Well if Russia and China start nuking each other which way will the fallout cloud go? Towards the EU? Or Towards us? Prevailing winds I'm talking.

    Either way my 401K will be toast.
    I think your 401K has more to worry about with Trump, than war. If no one has yet to explain the difference between bankruptcy that he has used to get rid of debt, has dramatically different impact if a country's debt is defaulted on, so his election rhetoric on buying bonds below their sale price becomes reality... your 401k won't be worth the piece of data it's currently contained in.
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