Woman stabs date in chest with a knife, declares herself a serial killer.

[Celista]

http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-...-in-the-chest/

A 24-year-old Edmonds woman allegedly told police she planned to kill a man she met online, eat his heart and leave a note on his body so police would know she intended to kill again, according to court documents in the bizarre case.

Amy Brown is accused of plunging a pocket knife into the chest of the 29-year-old man late Sunday in a room at the Rodeo Inn in Lynnwood, telling him she was a serial killer, according to the statement of probable cause outlining the police case against her.

The man, who met Brown after he created a Craigslist post seeking companionship, was able to escape and seek help at a nearby drugstore, the statement says.

A Snohomish County District Court judge on Tuesday found probable cause to hold Brown on investigation of attempted first-degree murder and set her bail at $1 million, according to the Snohomish County Prosecuting Attorney’s Office.

According to the probable-cause statement:

The man told a police officer he’d created a Craigslist profile and the post was “not to solicit sex, but for friendship and possibly dating purposes.” Brown responded to the post and agreed to meet, and their date ended up at the Rodeo Inn in a room paid for by the man.

The man and Brown were lying on the bed talking and Brown asked several times if he was a serial killer, and he told her he wasn’t, the statement says. He told police Brown then climbed on top of him, stated, “Well, I am a serial killer!” and stabbed him with a pocket knife, it says.

“He stated that the attack was unprovoked and there had not been an altercation between them prior to the incident,” the statements says.

He told police he struggled to fight her off, ran from the room and summoned help. The man was initially taken to Swedish Hospital in Edmonds but was transferred to Harborview Medical Center in Seattle with a punctured left lung, the statement says.

Responding officers arrested Brown in the parking lot of the inn, at 20707 Highway 99, the statement says.

Police say Brown told officers she wanted to become a serial killer and responded, “I’m a loon!” when asked about the stabbing, according to the statement.

Police also say Brown told officers she planned to kill the man and eat his heart and that she had written a note to leave on his body “explaining that she planned to kill again,” it says.

One officer noted Brown “was extremely emotionless” when speaking about trying to kill the man and at one point in their conversation, “she was more concerned with missing work the following day than facing the possible consequences of an aggravated assault,” the statement says.

Court records show Brown has twice been cited for speeding and once for failing to stop but it does not appear she has any prior criminal history.

PSA1: Don't sleep with crazy.
PSA2: It's probably a bad idea to get your dates off of Craigslist.

[Mihalik]

It's pretty clear that she is as nutty as it gets and she should be institutionalized.

And while I agree that Craigslist is a bad place to look for "companionship", Tinder or the sort are barely any better.

Some of my Tinder dates...Sweet Jesus.

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PSA3: Don't do drugs, kids.

[God Save The King]

I was told you posted a serial killer thread.

I approve (of thread, not topic).

OT: she planned to kill the man and eat his heart

absolutely insane. She probably needs mental health care rather than long-term imprisonment.

[Ahovv]

Clearly she plays too much Elder Scrolls.

[Underverse]

I was told you posted a serial killer thread.

I approve (of thread, not topic).

OT: she planned to kill the man and eat his heart

absolutely insane. She probably needs mental health care rather than long-term imprisonment.

Eh. Sometimes I think it's better just to put someone down. The cost to society for rehabilitating this 24 year old, if that's even possible, probably outweigh her real and potential value combined.

[Theodarzna]

http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-...-in-the-chest/


PSA1: Don't sleep with crazy.
PSA2: It's probably a bad idea to get your dates off of Craigslist.

You could say she wanted to get right to the point, or cut to the heart of the relationship.

[God Save The King]

Eh. Sometimes I think it's better just to put someone down. The cost to society for rehabilitating this 24 year old, if that's even possible, probably outweigh her real and potential value combined.

I disagree with the death penalty in general. Executing someone for attempted murder? That seems like a gross miscarriage of justice.

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You could say she wanted to get right to the point, or cut to the heart of the relationship.

10 / 10

[Ayla]

I applaud her attempt to cut through a rib cage with a pocket knife. A true loon indeed.

[Unhinged]

Why is there no pictures of her? How will we determine where she is on the hot crazy scale and still worth risking it for?

[Kapadons]

I'm confused ? How is trump responsible for this ? Wait....

OT - she is definitely in the running for worst serial killer of all time. Knowing our justice system, she will get off and be free to try again while the man is thrown in prison for trying to sleep with a woman he just met. How dare he!

[Rudkobing]

God, what an idiot!!! You don't announce you are a serial killer!!! Trying to kill somebody with a POCKET KNIFE???? Millenials are so stupid.......

[Mellrod]

Clearly she plays too much Elder Scrolls.

Or Mortal Kombat. Eating a man's heart. That's some Kano shit right there.

[Mormolyce]

Yep, that's mental illness alright.

You could say she wanted to get right to the point, or cut to the heart of the relationship.

I don't get it.

[monkmastaeq]

Why is there no pictures of her? How will we determine where she is on the hot crazy scale and still worth risking it for?

I agree!!


How else was she to gain his power if she didn't eat his heart, i think she was just being a feminist ! /s

[Deleted]

Reminds me of the ending of Shutter Island.

What's worse, to be a Person and unaware of what kind of a monster you are.. Or a Monster and fully aware of it. I mean, she seems to understand that she has issues.

Also, how would the guy know she was crazy? There seems to be no indicative before the point of being on the bed, really.

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Eh. Sometimes I think it's better just to put someone down. The cost to society for rehabilitating this 24 year old, if that's even possible, probably outweigh her real and potential value combined.

At the cost of the Humanitarian aspect of it, which the entire point of rehabilitation is about.

Otherwise you could just plain execute anyone who does not fullfill the quota of economical productivity. Hell, you cost society money - BOOM.

Sounds great, no?

[Unholyground]

http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-...-in-the-chest/


PSA1: Don't sleep with crazy.
PSA2: It's probably a bad idea to get your dates off of Craigslist.

Crazy bang good!

[Taeldorian]

Why is there no pictures of her? How will we determine where she is on the hot crazy scale and still worth risking it for?

Lmao was just looking around and trying to find some.

[Hotmail]

The man and Brown were lying on the bed talking and Brown asked several times if he was a serial killer, and he told her he wasn’t, the statement says. He told police Brown then climbed on top of him, stated, “Well, I am a serial killer!” and stabbed him with a pocket knife, it says.

This sounds so damn cheesy I could make a cheese soufflé out of it. Literally the kind of the line that you might hear out of some dusty B quality porno from the 80s.

Well, she will be "integrated" with all the other institutionalized loons now. Good luck with your new family, Amy!

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http://heavy.com/news/2017/02/amy-ca...otos-facebook/

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Lol'd. The plot thickens.