Classic Battle.net Theme, BlizzCon Textual Attendance, Patch 7.8.0 Alpha Notes

[Droodid]

Oh god...
Last Resort will no longer incorrectly cut the Demon Hunter's life into pieces. -- Probably my favorite joke.

[Hellshout]

Portals to Dalaran have been added to each room in the Tomb of Sargeras raid. This should make changing talents much more convenient for those of you who are still too cheap to buy Tomes of the Tranquil Mind.

I think they hired a comedian for this one. It's too good for Blizz to come with )) totally my cheap ass.

[Deleted]

I have no idea how this got posted, but it clearly demonstrates an air of incompetence and a disconnect from the community. Just the fact that we are talking about patch 7.8, which has to be over a year away at this point. Why are they even working on content that far in advance?

THE PATCH YOU JUST RELEASED BARELY WORKS. IDK MAYBE FIX IT?

I used to be the biggest fan of Blizzard on the planet, but after seeing this I am very skeptical about the future of this game and the company as a whole.

I hope they can get your heads on straight sooner rather than later.

You're..... you're serious aren't you...?

[Aurigo]

Had a nice laugh at the Stranger Things reference. And paladin class changes classy AF

[Delaccountab]

Hah, loved this. This was actually funny and laughed a lot. Thanks!

[Deleted]

I have no idea how this got posted, but it clearly demonstrates an air of incompetence and a disconnect from the community. Just the fact that we are talking about patch 7.8, which has to be over a year away at this point. Why are they even working on content that far in advance?

THE PATCH YOU JUST RELEASED BARELY WORKS. IDK MAYBE FIX IT?

I used to be the biggest fan of Blizzard on the planet, but after seeing this I am very skeptical about the future of this game and the company as a whole.

I hope they can get your heads on straight sooner rather than later.

What's the date?

[Scottyjscizzle]

Had a nice laugh at the Stranger Things reference. And paladin class changes classy AF

Not gonna lie, I want it to be real.

[grexly75]

This affix had me chuckling..

Flocking: Your party will be periodically attacked by Seagulls, which will immediately stun the tank and kill the healer.

[Deleted]

too bad "Players must now have the achievement "Ahead of the Curve: Kil'jaeden" in order to zone into the Tomb of Sargeras raid." that one its real

[Deleted]

Oh god...
Last Resort will no longer incorrectly cut the Demon Hunter's life into pieces. -- Probably my favorite joke.

Yeah, that one killed me as well

[Deleted]

I can't get myself to read this...i'm way too bitter after this "patch"....

[Noomz]

I wouldn't actually say no to that classic skin...

[Alopex]

I believe that they let Matthew Mercer write the patch note about "sigils".

[Tayla]

The "BlizzCon Textual Attendance" thing is actually pretty well done, and mildly amusing.

[Video Games]

Oh look more stupid whines that arent new because everybody does this every year :^)

Le fahnny irony post.

Come on man. Lighten up

I would if they stopped doing this on a predicable day and did it randomly.

[Archermit]

Oh look more stupid jokes that aren't funny because everybody does this every year.

I love these patch notes every year

[Cæli]

I wanted the classic layer : (

[Deleted]

You know what's funnier than april fools patch notes? The idiots who don't read the date and froth at the mouth while complaining.

[ProfessorTjc]

You know what's funnier than april fools patch notes? the fact that Blizzard still has tons of bugs from their most recent patch and are not fixing them.

[Ravoric]

Wraith Walk's tooltip has been updated:
It now reads, "Causes the Death Knight to immediately become inextricably lodged within the nearest crack or crevice between them and their target."
Functionality unchanged.

By far my favorite line!