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    when do you call a spade a spade?

    When does it get ugly? because i'm close to it.

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    i've said i'd like to have one of those bad dragon dildos shaped like a horse, because the shape is nicer than human.
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i was talking about horse cock again, told him to look at your sig.

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    m nephew moved inlast week. Quick synopis.

    day 1: his mom's phone iphone is lost.. 600 dollars.
    day 2: neices debit card is lost on the way from paying for a pizza.
    day 3: gave him money for nacho and salsa...came back with a bag of busted salsa sauce...apparently its hard to walk and not wipe out.
    day 4: neices wallet is missing and credit card and debit card

    I hate my life .

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    Where does that saying come from?

    I brewed some beer and forgot to put hops in. I'm wondering what it will taste like.
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    Let them set fire to your kitchen again, why not maybe?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nixx View Post
    I'm not sure what your nephew has to do with shovels. Are you going to murder him and bury the body in your backyard? You really shouldn't go around telling people if you are.
    This is a good place to make fun of his family for either being spades or hoes. But, this isn't a farming forum...
    Folly and fakery have always been with us... but it has never before been as dangerous as it is now, never in history have we been able to afford it less. - Isaac Asimov
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    I live with my sister and her daughter...Everything was fine until brain dead nephew showed up. I'm ready to run away from home to honest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hubcap View Post
    I brewed some beer and forgot to put hops in. I'm wondering what it will taste like.
    Very sweet?
    Folly and fakery have always been with us... but it has never before been as dangerous as it is now, never in history have we been able to afford it less. - Isaac Asimov
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    You should start videoing your life and make a youtube reality tv series of it. You would become a millionaire.
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i've said i'd like to have one of those bad dragon dildos shaped like a horse, because the shape is nicer than human.
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i was talking about horse cock again, told him to look at your sig.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Puupi View Post
    You should start videoing your life and make a youtube reality tv series of it. You would become a millionaire.
    Maybe I shoudl. I would donate any funds to some chairty though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayburner View Post
    Maybe I shoudl. I would donate any funds to some chairty though.
    I would watch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayburner View Post
    Maybe I shoudl. I would donate any funds to some chairty though.
    What charity? Star Citizen?
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i've said i'd like to have one of those bad dragon dildos shaped like a horse, because the shape is nicer than human.
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i was talking about horse cock again, told him to look at your sig.

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    i'm this close to losing my fucking shit.

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    Just get married and settle down. At your age it's time to move on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayburner View Post
    i'm this close to losing my fucking shit.
    I hate to break it to you, but you've lost your fucking shit years ago.

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    Just get married and settle down. At your age it's time to move on.
    But what if his niece is already taken?
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i've said i'd like to have one of those bad dragon dildos shaped like a horse, because the shape is nicer than human.
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i was talking about horse cock again, told him to look at your sig.

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    and maybe I don't give a fuck.

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    When it befits the situation...?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayburner View Post
    and maybe I don't give a fuck.
    Clearly you do if you made this thread.

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