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  1. #41
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    she went to his house to spend the night.

    you know exactly where that lead.
    To undead fetuses? Did Arthas shred them up and take their souls or are they still inside?

    I can already see it; giving unbirth to two undead fetuses.

  2. #42
    Quote Originally Posted by Magnagarde View Post
    To undead fetuses? Did Arthas shred them up and take their souls or are they still inside?
    that was long before they died. not all sex leads to babies, ya know. fertility is actually kinda tricky sometimes.

    i imagine it's even more tricky between different species.

  3. #43
    Love is in the air, anyone?

    Steamy romance novels? Anyone?

  4. #44
    Quote Originally Posted by jasontheking1234 View Post
    Love is in the air, anyone?

    Steamy romance novels? Anyone?
    the romance novels alone are proof that people masturbate, not even counting the fact that marcus' stories seemed to be actually based on true events in his life. i guess a paladin can be a total slut but not lie about being a slut.

  5. #45
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    the romance novels alone are proof that people masturbate, not even counting the fact that marcus' stories seemed to be actually based on true events in his life. i guess a paladin can be a total slut but not lie about being a slut.
    Based on true events?

    I feel as if they WERE Written DURING those events...

    Like, marcus just grabbed some guy to write all this shit, only for him to destroy all the Porn parts, it was so disgusting....

    Just imagine if we run into Marcus again on Argus, and we give em the Olde' Round-house kick...

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    Why do I say "Again"?

    Cause, High-mountain...

    Just..just..High-mountain...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snes View Post
    Isn't there a whole series of steamy romance novels about some dude banging every race out there? I recall walking around Thunder Totem and he sneaks out of a tent with some sleeping female Tauren in it too.
    Only to be caught by her husband and then end up having a trio

  7. #47
    I bet you had never steped in black temple or read some steamy romance from the jeeves

  8. #48
    Quote Originally Posted by Maxrokur View Post
    I bet you had never steped in black temple or read some steamy romance from the jeeves
    there's actually supposed to be a hidden vendor in icc with some pretty raunchy shit.

  9. #49
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    there's actually supposed to be a hidden vendor in icc with some pretty raunchy shit.
    Yeath with tips in how to date with draenei females, gnomes, elves and others race with some racist comments like gnomes love tall guys also, there is an burdel in suramar which you rescate after the verning attack(also is kinda implicate some male friends of thalysra like vanthir are frequent customers)

  10. #50
    Quote Originally Posted by Maxrokur View Post
    Yeath with tips in how to date with draenei females, gnomes, elves and others race with some racist comments like gnomes love tall guys also, there is an burdel in suramar which you rescate after the verning attack(also is kinda implicate some male friends of thalysra like vanthir are frequent customers)
    i got the vibe that was a brothel, but it's never explicitly said so i wasn't sure. the way she refers to her "girls" and being the matron, i just knew that's what it was.

  11. #51
    My man Marcus gets around...

    and he fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks.
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  12. #52
    Welp, there's Marcus, he knows quite a lot about sexual stuff...

    Marcus is the true hero of Alliance, moreover, he's a skillful diplomat, he made love to fem belves, undeads, tauren, etc... Not all heros wear capes...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Taygames View Post
    In the real world we have strip clubs strippers pornstars sex and valentines day My question is does the warcraft universe have something like that? sex toys also Excuse my potty mouth I don't intend to do that ingame but i am just wondering also i might get infracted
    yes there is refference to sex toys in one of the steamy romance novels
    those alone are sexual
    and also there is reference to prositution here and there
    also there is valentines in game

    also read the yellow text on that ;3 kinky~
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  14. #54
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    she went to his house to spend the night.

    you know exactly where that lead.
    The way I see it, those two would spend an eternity waiting for the other to make the first move.

    There was also a child in there. Perhaps young Stephon got scared of thunder and asked to sleep with them.

    Sleep, as in just sleeping, not se- uh, nevermind.
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    All it takes is an incel at the wrong place wrong time and we won't even know what hit us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snes View Post
    female Tauren
    Actually it's female tauren and her husband. There's a book for this story that can drop from mobs in Highmountain.


    I'm also pretty sure that the girls from Brawler's Guild aren't there casually.

  16. #56
    http://www.wowhead.com/quest=44938/t...thold-love-tap
    there's also the world quest to kill Elisande's harem

  17. #57
    Does the Mia Rose incident and NPC count? I dunno.

  18. #58
    Quote Originally Posted by nyarlo View Post
    http://www.wowhead.com/quest=44938/t...thold-love-tap
    there's also the world quest to kill Elisande's harem
    Once you go gnome...
    Quote Originally Posted by Thunderaan View Post
    All it takes is an incel at the wrong place wrong time and we won't even know what hit us.

  19. #59
    Quote Originally Posted by Taygames View Post
    In the real world we have strip clubs strippers pornstars sex and valentines day My question is does the warcraft universe have something like that? sex toys also Excuse my potty mouth I don't intend to do that ingame but i am just wondering also i might get infracted

    Its located in Black temple... there is rooms and rooms of scantly clad woman elfs just waiting to take your coins.

  20. #60
    Quote Originally Posted by Rorcanna View Post
    Strip clubs, strippers, pornstars... and Valentine's Day. LOL!
    That's what I though as well. Hilarious.

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