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  1. 2017-05-09, 02:01 AM #21
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    Fuck her, all she cares about is her alcohol.
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    I am all set. Bought my mom a cute little water bong (pot is for pain management for a damaged sciatic nerve) and a harness for her bearded dragon, Ricky!
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  3. 2017-05-09, 04:01 AM #23
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    Already had mother's day in the UK on March 26.
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  4. 2017-05-09, 04:01 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knadra View Post
    My mother trapped my soul in a meat suit to suffer and die.
    I thought it was Ahriman that did that. Or was it the Demiurge?
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  5. 2017-05-09, 04:08 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Karamaru View Post
    Yup Jewish mom yea cant ever forget it or she will make me remember for months to come or say "why cant you be more like your brother?"
    The proper reply to that is " Because I don't fcking want to."

    Seriously, if you do that, record it, upload to youtube, and then link it in a post ITT. Many lulz will be had.
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  6. 2017-05-09, 06:15 AM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sulla View Post
    Your mom took a D to bring you into this world. Show some damn respeck!
    But she died 5 years ago, there just is no talking to her any more.

    Challenge Mode : Play WoW like my disability has me play:
    You will need two people, Brian MUST use the mouse for movement/looking and John MUST use the keyboard for casting, attacking, healing etc.
    Briand and John share the same goal, same intentions - but they can't talk to each other, however they can react to each other's in game activities.
    Now see how far Brian and John get in WoW.
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  7. 2017-05-09, 06:20 AM #27
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    facetime call and a FB shout out. all I can really do at this time.
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  8. 2017-05-09, 07:35 AM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tennisace View Post
    Everyday is mother's day.

    I don't need some silly holiday to give my thanks.
    That's so eloquent,Tennisace.
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  9. 2017-05-09, 07:38 AM #29
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    Some of you guys and girls are pretty messed up

    If you have no love for your mom - who gave birth to you and took care of you and fed you and made sure you were safe when you were a vulnerable, dependent child, for years - I feel bad for you, I know I was lucky but come on

    The majority of mothers are amazing (parents in general really)

    I start to understand where your hateful ideologies come from now, broken homes
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  10. 2017-05-09, 07:42 AM #30
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    I will let Mr T some this up

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  11. 2017-05-09, 07:42 AM #31
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    A bit late, no?
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    Quote Originally Posted by aeuhe4yxzhds View Post
    A bit late, no?
    What do you mean?
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  13. 2017-05-09, 07:47 AM #33
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    Mother's day was last Sunday in Spain (always the first Sunday of May) and I got her some nice chocolates and human toddlers to feed her in appreciation for dealing with me as a cub.

    I love you mom.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zoibert the Bear View Post
    Mother's day was last Sunday in Spain (always the first Sunday of May) and I got her some nice chocolates and human toddlers to feed her in appreciation for dealing with me as a cub.

    I love you mom.
    In America its May 14th

    Not sure why Europe Mothers day is on a different date than the US one but damn it pisses me off cause i have to send a card and gift to my English mother and one to my American Step mother on a different date!
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    I show my appreciation any time of the year. There is nothing more superficial than any showing it during a made-up commercial "holiday".
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  16. 2017-05-09, 07:53 AM #36
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    This thread had me in a total panic because i haven't got my mother anything but then I realised that we've already had Mother's Day in the Uk
    Me not that kind of Orc!
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  17. 2017-05-09, 07:55 AM #37
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    Got her an African violet.
    Which made her cry because her mom used to have one too.
    I love her, but the unexpected display of emotion caught me off guard.
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  18. 2017-05-09, 07:57 AM #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by sefrimutro View Post
    Got her an African violet.
    Which made her cry because her mom used to have one too.
    I love her, but the unexpected display of emotion caught me off guard.
    Its the little things that mean more to mothers more than crappy cards or cheap chocolate from a gas station
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