If you were going to be executed, what method would you pick?

[Lollis]

Owww thank you! I find it so important to spell the 5th language i speak 100% correct.

You were correct the first time, he apparently thinks that the US is civilised while the UK, Australia, New Zealand, and pretty much every commonwealth nation other than Canada are not.

[Adolecent]

You were correct the first time, he apparently thinks that the US is civilised while the UK, Australia, New Zealand, and pretty much every commonwealth nation other than Canada are not.

Thanks for the feedback

[Meldetia]

Death by meteorite impact. Just let me know where to stand.

[The5thVegetable]

I don't know what, but it would be quick, and it would also be a colossally bloody mess that leaves my corpse little more than a pile of shredded flesh and broken bones- purely for the pleasure of potentially making someone vomit.

That or a classic beheading in which someone chops my head off with their own hands using a weapon!

[Independent voter]

Death by trebuchet.

[Deleted]

As quoted by someone else:

"I will donate my body my science so they can shoot me into the vacuum of space. I'll watch from Hell."

[Alakallanar]

Having a several tons metal block dropped on the head. Basically a Guillotine that smashes the head to mush instead of cutting it of. Guaranteed to be quick and with no real chance of something going wrong.

Backup option would be Guillotine, but there is some evidence that the head might retain consciousness for a couple of seconds.

[Deleted]

Having a several tons metal block dropped on the head. Basically a Guillotine that smashes the head to mush instead of cutting it of. Guaranteed to be quick and with no real chance of something going wrong.

Backup option would be Guillotine, but there is some evidence that the head might retain consciousness for a couple of seconds.

Now I'm in the mood for falafel with guacamole.

[Flatspriest]

Death by Scarlet Johansson smothering me with her ample bosom.

[Very Tired]

Death by old age.

[Hotmail]

I would ask for one last chance to dazzle my audience. To go out with a bang.



Of course, no one else would know that it was an execution.

[Ozyorkbourne]

I remember reading that a firing squad has never failed.

To my knowledge, that's because after the firing squad has fired, a pulse is checked for. If one is found, even if not, the overseeing officer would sometimes put a revolver round in to them for good measure. I may be wrong though?

[hrugner]

Having a several tons metal block dropped on the head. Basically a Guillotine that smashes the head to mush instead of cutting it of. Guaranteed to be quick and with no real chance of something going wrong.

Backup option would be Guillotine, but there is some evidence that the head might retain consciousness for a couple of seconds.

You'd make a swell episode on the hydraulic press channel.

[Ghostpanther]

I'd want a general anesthesia and then cut my head off in a guillotine.

This. The most humane way.

[Racthoh]

i would want a trial by combat

same but trial by mariokart

[May90]

Being stranded on a large asteroid (with a decent spacesuit) flying into Pluto. Instant death, and before that, the view... *squeals*

[Chinese Bootlickers]

Firing squad. Can't really fuck up getting a volley of bullets to the chest/face.

[oplawlz]

Public hanging. Let the people watch what they've agreed to do.

[Warpaladin]

Executed by Death Star, nothing less.

[Zethras]

Step 1: Have the pain centre of my brain nullified, so absolutely zero pain can be experienced.

Step 2: Thrown into a live volcano.