Originally Posted by
Sorrowful Gondola
Vol'jin, Arthas, Varian and Kael'thas will fuse together in Shadowlands and posses Illidan. Illidan will then proceed to make a baby with Thrall to create the ultimate super sand lesbian baby with over 9000 thousand meme power. They will name him Dranosh'jin'thas (that means Hearth of Alternative Darenor in orcish) the Betrayer and High Warking. Dranosh'jin'thas will then absorb the powers of all the leaders of the Alliance and the Horde to make the Ultimate Avatar of Hordliance (the new faction). He will then craft a new weapon from all the legendary weapons that ever existed (and 100 more shards and various parts of Frostmourne that are somehow still out there) and he will use it to cleave Sargeras in half. He will then absorb the power of the Dark Titan and all his demons. He will proceed to rip the Old Gods from Azeroth, using their powers to create a portal to the Void to finally end the biggest threat of them all, the Void Lords. And then, to the ultimate joy of every vanilla and Nostalrius fun-boy ever, wow will finally die, because Blizzard will unplug the servers, having finally created the ultimate hero who can't be bested by any villain. They will proceed to make WoW 2.0 replacing all the boring old classes and races with new fun classes like Thinkers, Blademasters, Wardens, Pirates, Ninjas and more Tinkers and races such as Nagas (who will totally be able to wear pants and ride horses this time around), Vrykul, Vryklu-ogre hybrids, Brown Orcs, Black Dwarfs, Metal Gnomes, Eredar, Undead Elfs, High Elfs, Low Elfs and More Elfs. The first expansion will be Southern Seas, followed by Western Seas, Eastern Seas, Southeastern Seas and Draenor 2.1 where Gul'dan is a transgender baby of an Orc and a Draenei. It will be a great time to be alive and witness all that.