Thread: Who shot JFK?

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    Who shot JFK?

    Was it really Oswald? A shooter on the grassy knoll? A storm drain assassin? Or Alien Space bats?

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    Top contenders:

    • The spirit of John Wilkes Booth
    • A really well-trained ninja
    • Agent 47 with a wig
    • Gazeous Snake
    • A lost as fuck Terminator


    That's all I've got.

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    The most popular (read: not batshit crazy) non-Oswald theory is that a Secret Service Agent's gun discharged when he was running to protect the President after Oswald started firing.
    You're not allowed to discuss conspiracy theories on mmo-champion, which makes me wonder what they're trying to hide.

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    (((they)))

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    Probably Oswald. Maybe someone else also.

    I don't really love the official story, but I think it's got higher probability than any single conspiracy. I'd take the field over the official story in a bet though.

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    Honestly, it wasnt Oswald. Its actually the smoking man from X-files. We all know this
    Last edited by Varitok; 2017-05-18 at 03:44 AM.

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    A Fidel Castro spy.

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    Aliens did it.

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    We all know who Shot JFK.

    The very same guys who tries Impeaching Trump, Tried have Hillary win vie Fraud voting.

    The Globalists. Are the true culprit, the assassin is just a scapegoat for the Globalists.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nixx View Post
    Ted Cruz's father.
    Fixed that for you.

    Then Zodiac killings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Logwyn View Post
    Was it really Oswald? A shooter on the grassy knoll? A storm drain assassin? Or Alien Space bats?
    Since this is not a conspiracy theory about Trump, they may close this thread. But there is only one official report. Oswald acted alone. But personally, I think there was a coverup.

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    As light hearted as it is, we dont allow conspiracy theories here. Thats all this really is / will turn into

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