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    Question what would you order as your last meal?

    if you were to be executed and had a choice of last meal what would it be?
    for me it would be a well done steak topped with some spicy ghost peppers, calamari in a creamy alfredo sauce and a creamy pappardelle dish in garlic with mussels and mushrooms with some lemon flavored snapple tea.
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    I would want bread, because its funny.

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    Puffer fish

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    Beef Wellington from Romson Gorday

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    Probably pizza or a nice T-bone steak with mushrooms and thick French fries. They probably wouldn't give me beer but I would like a beer.
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    A special recipe meal that takes 50 years to make
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    Dodo steak.
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    That gum that never stops. Then I could never finish.

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    1 million green M&Ms.
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    Well since they honor it, and I don't strictly have to finish it...

    Blue Steak - When I say blue, I literally mean wipe its arse and slap it on a plate.
    A hot shot pizza from my old college town take away
    A bacon and red sauce sandwich on white bread
    Mac donalds chicken legend
    Mac donalds mozeralla sticks
    A array of stunning sushi prepared by an authentic chef.
    Paneer cheese curry from my local curry house.
    My own recipe south fried chicken burger and home made bbq sauce
    Peri Peri Chips
    yucca root chips
    Tescos meal deal breakfast sandwhich
    Morrisons meal deal firecracker chicken sandwhich
    Tuna Steak
    Sword Fish steak,

    for desserts...

    Apple crumble,
    Ben and Jerrys caramel chew chew
    Multiple bags of fruit gums

    For drinks...

    Bottle of Welsh Penderyn whiskey,
    Bottle of Red wine, bottle has to have a dimple in the bottom of the bottle
    and a case of chinese Tsingtao beer, probably the worlds best beer.

    Now, I'd probably have a bite of everything and then go back to finish what I could

    Now, If I was innocent but had scum bag guards, I'd make sure I'd eat every single bite possibly and throw up then rinse and repeat the cycle, ensuring I drank everything as well to be maximum hung over in the morning

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    Quote Originally Posted by breadisfunny View Post
    if you were to be executed and had a choice of last meal what would it be?
    for me it would be a well done steak topped with some spicy ghost peppers, calamari in a creamy alfredo sauce and a creamy pappardelle dish in garlic with mussels and mushrooms with some lemon flavored snapple tea.
    That's the reason you'd be put to death in the first place, might as well chew a tire

    50 fried mozzarella sticks, I'd never make it to the chair

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    A massive t-bone steak with garlic sauce, onions, hot potatos and root beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elim Garak View Post
    A special recipe meal that takes 50 years to make
    My partners grand mother makes a beef chilli of some kind, the recipe starts with leaving the already aged beef the age another 6 weeks on your front door step, would this suffice?

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    I would want a regular large meal with pizza sald along with a certain food that I'm deathly allergic to as a final goodbye present to the wardens, just to piss everyone off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rotted View Post
    My partners grand mother makes a beef chilli of some kind, the recipe starts with leaving the already aged beef the age another 6 weeks on your front door step, would this suffice?
    your name goes pretty well with that comment

    yuck

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    A huge steak, a huge pizza. a keg of beer and a cyanide pill to go with my last pint

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    Probably something generic like a couple of grilled cheese sandwiches.

    I wouldn't want my favorite foods because I tend to dislike things that aren't made certain ways, with certain ingredients, etc. Mac and Cheese, for example... I love the Mac and Cheese made by my mom and can eat an entire day's worth of calories of it in one sitting... But then I can go to some restaurant and hate their Mac and Cheese.

    So I wouldn't want to ask for one of my favorite dishes only for it to turn out in a way displeasing to me. I wouldn't want to go out like that. But some plain white bread and plain old American cheese. Pretty generic, hard to go wrong, I can enjoy a grilled cheese sandwich made of any brand of those.

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    Nothing, just a Draenei pole dancer.

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    Two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

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    Bacon and eggs. Simple :>

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