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    Well if he hadn't dressed like a slut, this wouldn't have happened to him.
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    I somehow feel as though the term "sperm bandits" puts a comedic shimmer over it... He was raped, and damned lucky he didn't also get sacrificed or have his penis cut off considering the country and the superstition rampaging freely over there...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bryntrollian View Post
    They did ask him and he said no, at that moment he was placed at gunpoint...
    "EY YO! HAND OVER THE CUM!"
    "I don't want to."
    "I DIDN'T ASK!"

    Sometimes I like this world.

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    i guess with an economy like Zimbabwe, sperm is the only thing in the country which still has value?

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    I can understand if its part of a fertility rite or a health boost or something like that, but for good luck?
    Again, what's "lucky" about a rabbit's foot? It certainly didn't seem to help the rabbit.
    “The biggest communication problem is we do not listen to understand. We listen to reply,” Stephen Covey.

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    Guys.

    It's the Daily Mail.
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    Look Batman really isn't an accurate source by any means
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    It is a fact, not just something I made up.

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    If single, my criteria is: are you a female who is 4 or above on a scale of 1-10?

    If yes, then I will gladly donate some of mine. No need for the assault.

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