Originally Posted by
jimboa24
Avatar was the best comedy of 2009, hands down. I saw it in theaters and I was HOWLING with laughter. No, that is not hyperbole. I got a lot of dirty looks from people who were taking it seriously but fuck them. I had a hell of a time, and I hadn't laughed that hard in a movie theater in a long time. Yes, I am being completely serious without a shred of sarcasm when I say that.
Was anyone else rooting for the crazy colonel? I LOVED Stephen Lang's character - he was awesome! The guy so badass, he has a 9-foot-long boot knife made just for his mech. The guy so badass he doesn't need to breathe when chasing down and shooting at his quarry. The guy so awesome and so badass he casually drinks his coffee while firebombing the native Smurfy-cats.
Also, I have no idea how they could make a sequel to Avatar. It took all the creatures and all the smurfy-cat tribes on that planet combined to repel what was essentially an under-funded and poorly equipped private security detail for a small mining outpost on the edge of space. If the humans ever come back in full force, the smurfycats are FUCKED.