Colorado Hunter Claims He Was Sexually Assaulted by Sasquatch

[the game]

and people say that legalizing marijuana is a good thing...

[Everwake]

I can't believe you guys are piling on the victim here. This is why sasquatch assaults go unreported.

[MatadorMedia]

I can't believe you guys are piling on the victim here. This is why sasquatch assaults go unreported.

This victim-blaming is contributing to rape culture.

[Santti]

and people say that legalizing marijuana is a good thing...

I'd imagine it's the illegal kind from a shady character in a dark alley, that might make you imagine sasquatches trying to rape you. :P

[TheCount]

Well maybe that hunter should not have dressed like a whore, bigfoot just could not resist.

[Nasuuna]

Wish I wasn't at work, I'd link the Joe Rogan bit on this

[Shadowsgrace]

Weed's legal in Colorado so not surprised.

I do want to know what he was smoking though sounds like serious stuff.

Weed would not make you think Bigfoot raped you... he was on something serious.

[FlatBootyJudy]

http://www.montanaoutdoor.com/2017/0...ted-sasquatch/

Guy claims big foot attacked him and ripped off his clothes, but he was able to shank him in the shoulder before there was any penetration ( or so he says )

Was this sasquatch brown, wearing a tie and asking for his picnic basket?

[Independent voter]

Oooo, what if he told his friend Steve that he was going to check on his cabin. That night his friend Steve is drinking with buddies and they come up with an idea as a prank, they'll dress up Roy as a Sasquatch, Roy already has the gorilla suit he wore as Hammurabi last Halloween.

The plan goes off flawlessly, they pick a dark place on the path.

And the rest is history.

[frogger237]

How fucked and hilarious up would it be if this was the incident that finally gave dna evidence that Sasquatch was real.

"In September of 2017 dna evidence finally proved the existence of Sasquatch after Darrel Whitaker was nearly raped by one."

[Celista]

Oooo, what if he told his friend Steve that he was going to check on his cabin. That night his friend Steve is drinking with buddies and they come up with an idea as a prank, they'll dress up Roy as a Sasquatch, Roy already has the gorilla suit he wore as Hammurabi last Halloween.

The plan goes off flawlessly, they pick a dark place on the path.

And the rest is history.

This sounds like some terrible porn, lol.

[GennGreymane]

"Johnny, Bigfoot is real AND HE TRIED TO SUCK MY DICK!" - Gryo Zeppeli in some fake Jojo panel.

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White people...

[Hammerfest]

Hmmm... Steve Austin was in more danger than I thought!



(Yes, I'm aware that the Sasquatch in The Six Million Dollar Man was actually a robot. That makes it worse, perhaps.)

[Celista]

White people...

You should also check out alien abduction stories.

[Selastan]

Or a bear who was in fact very happy to see him...if you know what I mean!

wink wink nudge nudge say no more say no more

[Trassk]

White people are awesome

good for you ^^

[Torgent]

95% chance it was his wife.
3% chance it was a bear.
1.9% chance he was having a dream.
0.1% chance it was sasquatch.

[Socialhealer]

95% chance it was his wife.
3% chance it was a bear.
1.9% chance he was having a dream.
0.1% chance it was sasquatch.

odds seem fine except that 0.1% i think it's massively exaggerating O.o

[Torgent]

odds seem fine except that 0.1% i think it's massively exaggerating O.o

Me too, but I want to believe!