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    Quote Originally Posted by Elim Garak View Post
    Back in the day kids were:
    0. Easily having knives
    1. Making slings using pebbles as ammunition.
    2. Making bows and arrows with nails for arrowhead.
    3. Playing with matches, including creation of explosives using the match-head material.
    4. Deconstructing bicycle pumps to create even more dangerous air-soft weapons.
    5. Creating guns using pipes, matches and bearing balls for ammunition.
    6. Creating Molotov cocktails: a bottle, a rag and some fuel.

    We survived.
    We survived lead lined aquaducts too. Would you like to resurrect that practice?

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    How?? Did the kid fire at an inch away from the victim kid's face or have Nerf guns been buffed since I last used them?

  3. #43
    Wear safety glasses.
    Soon they will be included with every gun and the prices will have to go up accordingly.

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    Back in my day, kids weren't sheltered, we didn't have no pussy-ass nerf guns, we had M1 Abrams and we liked them!
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    Quote Originally Posted by adam86shadow View Post
    http://www.itv.com/news/2017-09-19/n...-eye-injuries/



    Is there really a solution to this?
    Natural selection is the solution.

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    Fuck off, doctors. You already robbed us all of lawn darts because a small handful of idiots didn't know how to dodge, and rumor has it you cost us rocket-firing boba-fett too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by adam86shadow View Post
    Is there really a solution to this?
    Dont think there is an solution to stupidity.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Torgent View Post
    Closing your eyes doesn't prevent damage to them.

    But also, doctors warning of the dangers to eye is nothing new.
    ive blocked many flying bugs by closing my eyelids tyvm
    No sense crying over spilt beer, unless you're drunk...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vargulf View Post
    ive blocked many flying bugs by closing my eyelids tyvm
    K. Flying bugs fly at 10% the speed and carry .01% the mass of a nerf dart. Impact to the eye can damage it even through an eyelid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by adam86shadow View Post
    Perhaps goggles / glasses should be sold with each gun. Let's be honest a kid isn't going to want to wait
    That would be an idea. Nerf already sells goggles separately.

    Including them with the gun shouldn't be problematic.
    Last edited by Masark; 2017-09-21 at 03:58 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Torgent View Post
    K. Flying bugs fly at 10% the speed and carry .01% the mass of a nerf dart. Impact to the eye can damage it even through an eyelid.
    really? you gonna break down my bad joke with science?

    get. the. fuck. out.
    No sense crying over spilt beer, unless you're drunk...

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    You might poke your eye out, kid.

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