Man steals cheeseburger, slaps victim at restaurant

[Doctor Amadeus]

I'd kill a man if they tried to steal my Whataburger burger.

btw, we pronounce is Waterburger here in Texas

Yeah man I'm not saying violence is cool, but cheeseburgers are delicious.

[Gandrake]

lol "robbery"

i mean... i guess so haha

You have peaked my interest!

*Piqued

[babalou1]

How would Whataburger compare for someone who didn't like In-N-Out but found Carl's Jr tolerable?

Should I give it a go when I'm next in the Lone Star State?

Yes you should give it a go.

I prefer the Monterey Melt but to each their own. Patty Melts are awesome too.

[Strawberry]

I love eating too, but this is just over the top

[Al Gorefiend]

I'd kill a man if they tried to steal my Whataburger burger.

btw, we pronounce is Waterburger here in Texas

Was so strange to me how everyone in San Antonio called it waterburger. They laugh at us non-locals who call it the What a burger. Guess that's their way of knowing who's a tourist or not.

Kinda like the # of syllables you pronounce in saying South Carolina and the hand trick for michiganders

[Cosmic Janitor]

"So what you in jail for?" "I bitch slapped someone and stole their cheeseburger."

Doesn't sound that bad to me. Putting more violent and crazy people away would probably increase the quality of living in most places.