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  1. 2017-09-30, 11:12 AM #21
    Daedius
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    Worst choice of death, gas chamber, just to become a werewolf... go me!
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  2. 2017-09-30, 11:17 AM #22
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    I dunno how it'd happen, but: Literally exploding. Just instantaneously turning into a shower of blood, gore, liquifided organs and bone fragments, hopefully scarring some poor soul for life.

    Then I'd be like... I dunno. Literally satan, maybe? Or maybe a sentient puddle of human remains that slithers around like some sort of horrifying snail. That could be fun!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hashtronaut View Post
    Assuming by witch you mean I'd become a wizard if burned at stake (since I'm a guy) that would definitely be the best, but also the worst way to die. So beheading hopefully I could be a demon that didn't look like a hideous monster.
    Actually, a male Wizard is a Warlock! Though arguably, a witch can be male too.
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  3. 2017-09-30, 12:53 PM #23
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    "Gas chamber. You come back as a werewolf."

    Are you trying to say something about Judaism?
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  4. 2017-09-30, 12:59 PM #24
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    could you specify which powers I have as demon, werewolf and witch?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeerWolf View Post
    Worst choice of death, gas chamber, just to become a werewolf... go me!
    Might be by far the best choice, depending on which gas is used. Nitrogen would be great.
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  5. 2017-09-30, 01:03 PM #25
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    Vampirism sounds interesting... Though I'd prefer to die in trial by combat.

    But if I become a Vampire Lord akin to those in Elder Scrolls lore... then death by firing squad it is. I'll start by tearing out the squad's throats and drinking their blood.
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  6. 2017-09-30, 01:05 PM #26
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    Becoming a demon sounds reasonable.
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  7. 2017-09-30, 03:17 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mall Security View Post
    I'll go with burning. I'd remember it as a powerful reminder of what was taken. Live out immortal looking human but command the elements of nature to torture those that burned me.
    Fire is about the most agonizing way you could die, but you do you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dangg View Post
    could you specify which powers I have as demon, werewolf and witch?

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    Might be by far the best choice, depending on which gas is used. Nitrogen would be great.
    Nitrogen isn't poisonous . . . unless you're planning to die by oxygen starvation? I mean 78% of the earth's air is nitrogen.
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  8. 2017-09-30, 03:19 PM #28
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    Wheres death by snusnu from a amazon?

    also being burned and coming back as a witch means you become a woman to if a man.....

    male version is warlock
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  9. 2017-09-30, 03:22 PM #29
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    I'd be okay with coming back as a Nathrezim. Have an Infernal as a pet.
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  10. 2017-09-30, 03:43 PM #30
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    Hanging. Better way to go than some of the others on the list, plus I don't want to come back as any of those.
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  11. 2017-09-30, 03:44 PM #31
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    Dying from exhaustion after having too much sex with tall, muscular women.
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  12. 2017-09-30, 03:50 PM #32
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    Death by being chased off a cliff by naked women, per Monty Python's Meaning of Life.
    https://vimeo.com/10798467(Link is obviously NSFW)

    I would come back as a wraith who is infamous for being chased off a cliff by naked women.
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  13. 2017-09-30, 04:22 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mall Security View Post
    So you'll come back as a Demon maybe a horseman?
    Well, the only option which has realistic results in your poll is hanging.
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  14. 2017-09-30, 04:24 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mall Security
    How would you plan your immortal revenge?
    Beheading. Round 2, bungee the incubus. Vampires and werewolves are lightweights.

    Ludovico Sinistrari, a 17th century Franciscan friar, author of 'Demoniality', wrote: "Incubi do not obey the exorcists, have no dread of exorcisms, show no reverence for holy things, at the approach of which they are not in the least overawed ... Sometimes they even laugh at exorcisms, strike at the exorcists themselves, and rend the sacred vestments."
    Quote Originally Posted by Mall Security
    October is almost here. Anything you looking forward to?
    >.> Mid Autumn Festival, of course!
    With COVID-19 making its impact on our lives, I have decided that I shall hang in there for my remaining days, skip some meals, try to get children to experiment with making henna patterns on their skin, and plant some trees. You know -- live, fast, dye young, and leave a pretty copse. I feel like I may not have that quite right.
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  15. 2017-09-30, 04:24 PM #35
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    Firing squad.
    Vampire's the second best thing next to witch,but I don't really want to burn at the stake
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  16. 2017-09-30, 04:24 PM #36
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    Firing squad, armed with 50 cals. I want to look like a watermelon stuffed with firecrackers by the end of it!

    Quote Originally Posted by bungeebungee View Post
    Beheading. Round 2, bungee the incubus. Vampires and werewolves are lightweights.
    Have you not seen hellsing?
    O Flora, of the moon, of the dream. O Little ones, O fleeting will of the ancients. Let the hunter be safe. Let them find comfort. And let this dream, their captor, Foretell a pleasant awakening
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  17. 2017-09-30, 04:27 PM #37
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    Um...

    Quote Originally Posted by Hiram View Post
    I'll admit, death by a fat anime chic is pretty scary. My eyes almost died.

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    Death by being chased off a cliff by naked women, per Monty Python's Meaning of Life.
    https://vimeo.com/10798467(Link is obviously NSFW)

    I would come back as a wraith who is infamous for being chased off a cliff by naked women.
    Does not compute. Why run away from naked women?
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  18. 2017-09-30, 04:28 PM #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by The5thVegetable View Post
    I dunno how it'd happen, but: Literally exploding. Just instantaneously turning into a shower of blood, gore, liquifided organs and bone fragments, hopefully scarring some poor soul for life.

    Then I'd be like... I dunno. Literally satan, maybe? Or maybe a sentient puddle of human remains that slithers around like some sort of horrifying snail. That could be fun!

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    Actually, a male Wizard is a Warlock! Though arguably, a witch can be male too.
    A male witch is a witch. I recommend not calling a real Wiccan a Warlock though.
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    If your girlfriend is a girl and you're a guy, your kid is destined to be some sort of half girl/half guy abomination.
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  19. 2017-09-30, 04:31 PM #39
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    Idk i'd have voted warewolf but you didn't specif which fantasy genre warewolf.
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  20. 2017-09-30, 04:32 PM #40
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    I would kill myself.
    Kom graun, oso na graun op. Kom folau, oso na gyon op.

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