The Real paladin !!

[tkor]

I will be kind to the weak.
　　I will be brave and against the strong.
　　I will fight the all who do wrong.
　　I will fight for those who cannot fight.
　　I will help those who call me for help.
　　I will harm no woman.
　　I will help my brother knight.
　　I will be true to my friends.
　　I will be faithful in love.



what are u think about it?

XD

[Greenfinger]

double post...

[Deleted]

I will not understand game mechanics
I will try to tank as ret or heal as prot
I will not accept any changes to my class
I will cry over any change in irrelevant forums
I will not fight without my bubble off cooldown
I will behave in-game as the dickhead I am IRL

[Warriorspwnwithhealer]

^ Truth in its purest form

[d3vL]

What do i think?

Well here's my answer:

The Real Warlock:

I shall slay and destroy
I shall have no mercy
I shall corrupt the world
I shall.....
You can't talk while stunned
You can't do that while stunned
You can't do that while stunned
You can't do that while stunned
You can't do that while stunned
You die.
You can't talk while dead.
You can't do that while dead.
Release spirit ?

Yeah i was thinking like you when i first rolled my lock, although this came up later and i dumbed him now. :'(

I'm feeling with you... Didn't log on since I did 1 bg after 3.0 with my warlock...

[Saurus]

^ Truth in its purest form

I bubbled
I hearth'd
I lol'd

[Divinestorm]

Hmm

A Paladin stand's strong in the face of dark, destroying evil with a Holy Spark
Killing warriors with no heals ,Destroying Druid's as they kneel
Slicing rogues like knife through butter ,all the warlocks begin to stutter
What's wrong can't two hit hit us anymore, that's because your judgement is poor
Deal with the problem like we had too, cause BC was the Holocaust and we were the jews.


Also In reply to what's his name, about game mechanics...did you notice that everyone bitched about the Ret Paladin before level 80 and Resilience was out. We don't get no Rank 8 Divinestorm, we don't get no Rank 12 Crusader Strike. Guess everyone's kind've going wtf now they hit 80 and getting pwned by Dk's and 10k sudden death procs. But who cares right Paladin's got nerfed and they're semi par just like old times. Oh there's that section about not accepting changes to our class. More like nobody else allowing changes to our class.

<3 People that have no idea what they're talking about.

[fendrix]

Blade with which I live
Blade with whom I now die
Serve right and justice one last time
Seek one last heart of evil
Still one last life of pain
Cut well old friend
And then farewell

[nonickname]

[Divinestorm]

A resize would've been nice...but isn't google just fun.

[Warriorspwnwithhealer]

Also In reply to what's his name, about game mechanics...did you notice that everyone bitched about the Ret Paladin before level 80 and Resilience was out. We don't get no Rank 8 Divinestorm, we don't get no Rank 12 Crusader Strike. Guess everyone's kind've going wtf now they hit 80 and getting pwned by Dk's and 10k sudden death procs. But who cares right Paladin's got nerfed and they're semi par just like old times. Oh there's that section about not accepting changes to our class. More like nobody else allowing changes to our class.

<3 People that have no idea what they're talking about.

So you're basically saying paladins suck and they sucked pre wotlk too?

If you are , i just want to bring up that nice little game fnatic orz played pre 3.0 patch, you know the one where they changed their lock to a retri paladin and stomped the other team?

[Divinestorm]

Umm not at all saying they suck, but they do lack the utility other DPS classes have, and I don't really care what Fnatic Orz did or didn't do pre 3.0. If I want to be schooled I will attend. Don't use another person's character/preferences in your comments. What are your experiences with the class? Do you even play ret?
Not trying to be mean but it does get tiring when I hear Oh my friend got 2200 rating with a resto shaman, does that mean your going to get that with just any old shaman...I don't think so. Ontop of that anything is possible with a good team, that was a 3v3 match.

[Achillesx]

Another pala post at its best rofl! Paladins were basically balanced by blizzard at lvl 80(not 70!). u cant judge how well pala is doing right now since most of the people here are running around with pve gear critting each other to death in few secs.Paladins have had a significant improvement in utility so its best not to whine about it now although they might be lacking from other classes. There is no reason for people to go against retribution. There used to be other classes who were also quite OP in the past but not much of the commotion was created for those but when the paladin ascended from its grave previously as a forgotten specc and now as its most common , people start flamming for the cause of palas being buffed. One can agree that retri was quite OP at 70 but at 80 retri does lack some things but why go against peoples will of playing that specc?You cant expect a community full of holy and prot palas and on the other hand u cant expect retri going crazy in numbers so why blame the ones who want to play ret despite its OPness which is unjustified now? Its blizzards initial fault in many ways which made pvp less balanced but we can not hinder on what lies in front of us. There has and will always be a time where one class will be stronger or superior than the others.This is just a turn over for us. A huge change where we first used to be one of the worst specc and now one of the very superior speccs. Keep in mind that retri palas didnt not have the attention they needed in a long time. Blizzards intentions was a suprise for us and there is no reason to flame on any ret player unless ur obviously against free will.

[Deleted]

In before the Rogu.... oh fuck, looks like he beat me here. Basically, you can say the same about every class.
So p'ss off with such comments when you'll find it was other people QQing about ret's facerolling.

L <---- That's a corner, go sit in it and cry like the kid you've just demonstrated are.

There are three classes in priority before my rogue, sorry.
And why you bring up Ret, is beyond my comprehension.

Oh, and it's not a corner; it's the letter "L".
Don't try to be a smart-ass

[Sebhitch]

There are three classes in priority before my rogue, sorry.
And why you bring up Ret, is beyond my comprehension.

Oh, and it's not a corner; it's the letter "L".
Don't try to be a smart-ass

Did someone just get raped by a pally? ohhh boohoo /carepie

[Deleted]

Did someone just get raped by a pally? ohhh boohoo /carepie

I don't get raped by Paladins.
As a matter of fact, Pala's have a hard time reaching me in the first place, since I am a Frostmage...

[Sebhitch]

I don't get raped by Paladins.
As a matter of fact, Pala's have a hard time reaching me in the first place, since I am a Frostmage...

Well its no doubt you have a chip on your shoulder about them.

[Azharok]

I don't get raped by Paladins.
As a matter of fact, Pala's have a hard time reaching me in the first place, since I am a Frostmage...

If you're a frost mage, why are you bitching ?

[Divinestorm]

I don't get raped by Paladins.
As a matter of fact, Pala's have a hard time reaching me in the first place, since I am a Frostmage...

Because he just got owned by one that knew how to HoF.

[Thyce]

I will be kind to the weak.
　　I will be brave and against the strong.
　　I will fight the all who do wrong.
　　I will fight for those who cannot fight.
　　I will help those who call me for help.
　　I will harm no woman.
　　I will help my brother knight.
　　I will be true to my friends.
　　I will be faithful in love.

I'm a little Paladin,
Short and Stout,
Here is my hammer,
Here's my epic mount.
When I get all pissed off,
I scream and shout;
"OMFG, Bubble and hearth out!"

Edit for the most epic paladin thing EVER!



EVER!