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    Drats guide to awesomeness (Fury warriors ftw)

    Drats guide to awesomeness

    1. Roll a Fury warrior. Fury warriors are awesome!

    2. Kill everything that moves. Sheep, frogs, and stunned mobs drop extra loot. Kill them first.

    3. LoS = Lots of Speed. As soon as the tank pulls, charge in and whirlwind all the mobs right where they are. You'll probably get aggro of everything because you're so awesome!

    4. Don't get distracted by that blue word stuff down in the corner. That's just your competitors trying to distract you so they can beat you on the damage meter. Damage meters are awesome!

    5. Don't kill the target marked with a skull. Skulls are for pansies. Be sure to kill all the non marked targets first. Everyone else can gang up on the skull while you solo the other stuff. Who's awesome? You're awesome!

    6. If the healer can't keep you alive they must really suck. You do just fine without a healer when you're questing!!!11

    7. If the tank complains about you pulling extra mobs just remind him that you wear plate too! And besides, they never kill you, they just end up going to that stupid healer. The healers always last place on the damage meters anyway.

    8. If you get kicked from the group its just because everyone was so jealous of how awesome you are. Spam that damage meter proudly!

    9. Being threatening = being awesome. Never get reduced threat enchants and never let any of your competitors put any reduced threat debuffs on you. They're trying to steal your spotlight. After all, if all the mobs aren't attacking you, how will everyone know how awesome you are?
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    Re: Drats guide to awesomeness (Fury warriors ftw)

    QQ much? More advice

    1: if you fail you fail, regardless of class or spec

    2: if you have someone like this in your group/guild/raid/life then /kick, especially in life, right in the shins or other tender spots that really hurt but don't leave marks.

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    Re: Drats guide to awesomeness (Fury warriors ftw)

    nerf some str and get int man... friendly advice
    Quote Originally Posted by MildCorma
    I found myself in a magical setup the other week and my damage dropped through the floor like a 90 year olds tits

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    Re: Drats guide to awesomeness (Fury warriors ftw)

    Quote Originally Posted by Draticus
    Who's awesome? You're awesome!
    I laughed.

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    Re: Drats guide to awesomeness (Fury warriors ftw)

    Quote Originally Posted by draticus
    Who's awesome? You're awesome!
    Win!
    I literally lol'ed

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    Re: Drats guide to awesomeness (Fury warriors ftw)

    Quote Originally Posted by spandex
    Is it just me, or do all dps classes tend to do this in heroics? Btw killing sheeps and frogs gives rage, so not really a bad idea...

    Oh and, I lol'd. Nice one :P
    I think he meant Polymorph, Hex and Sap. Still no bad idea? :-)

    Very funny post. Reminds me of our Fury Warrior. He Just dies way to often on Trash after whirlwind.
    I posted in the legendary "I found Yogg-Saron" thread and all I got was this lousy signature.

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    Re: Drats guide to awesomeness (Fury warriors ftw)

    Quote Originally Posted by Soulkrusher
    I am awesome!
    I am awesome !!! 11 ;D

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    Re: Drats guide to awesomeness (Fury warriors ftw)

    Quote Originally Posted by spandex
    Is it just me, or do all dps classes tend to do this in heroics? Btw killing sheeps and frogs gives rage, so not really a bad idea...

    Oh and, I lol'd. Nice one :P
    It isnt so bad anymore but I remember back in vanilla...

    35th or god knows how many URBS run yet again, and mages think dps = full nuke. Preferably on the target which isnt on the top of priority list, spamming everything they got, then jumping around yelling "AGGRO AGGRO!"

    I remember thinking that if some mob or boss would have spell reflect up most of the fight, I bet mages / locks would be still nuking with their face red yelling things like "O YEAH O YEA U REFLECTING MY BOLTS WE SEE THAT WHAHAHA!".

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    Lol this is a good post. kiliaan, do you not have any sense of humour?

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    That chick needed some spicy salmon, need to buff that hit rating.

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    Re: Drats guide to awesomeness (Fury warriors ftw)

    Quote Originally Posted by tehealadin
    Lol this is a good post. kiliaan, do you not have any sense of humour?

    a fury warrior ninja-looted from him

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    Re: Drats guide to awesomeness (Fury warriors ftw)

    Good post man !!! but i think i will alter the strategy a little bit with 3.1, will spec Arms and Charge -> Bladestorm !!! OMG DMG INC !!!!!!

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    !! my dad is always last on the awesome meters! and he is TG specced.

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    Haha, this post make my day ;D

    And kilaan, I dont know how you read this topic but totally wrong

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    Re: Drats guide to awesomeness (Fury warriors ftw)

    The first reply was "Yeah, that's why warriors are getting nerfed in 3.1." Sarcasm must have been the dictionary.com word of the day or something because he figured it out and deleted his post.
    Drunk toddlers in a dryer

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    Re: Drats guide to awesomeness (Fury warriors ftw)

    I will follow these steps and once again become awsome!

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    Re: Drats guide to awesomeness (Fury warriors ftw)

    Quote Originally Posted by draticus
    The first reply was "Yeah, that's why warriors are getting nerfed in 3.1." Sarcasm must have been the dictionary.com word of the day or something because he figured it out and deleted his post.
    nah i deleted cause i like to keep my jsut for fun random posts to a min

    *the reason why Fury is getting nerfed*
    hehe


    ON TOPIC

    your guide is a joke...
    no im not always gonna put in a lot of thought when i post
    and not all my posts are serious/true

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