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    New Talent - WHARRGARBL

    WHARRGARBL - Your warlock rage has given you the ability to cast damage over time effects on yourself that heal you instead of damaging you for 100% of the damage they would cause.

    Pocket druid!

    (For those of you new here, appropriate replies are your own ridiculous ideas or praise for those that rock. This is a silly thread.)

    R.I.P. YARG

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    Re: New Talent - WHARRGARBL

    No... just no.

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    Re: New Talent - WHARRGARBL

    I think theory-crafting has finally driven Gherkin over the edge.
    Your comments are duly noted and ignored.
    I punch a hobo every time someone says 'it's not a rotation it's a priority list lol'.

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    Re: New Talent - WHARRGARBL

    Quote Originally Posted by Dethaele
    No... just no.
    /script PlaySoundFile("Sound\\Creature\\Kologarn\\UR_Kologarn_slay02.wav")
    Enjoy
    A Possible replacement for Archimonde. Beware all ye landlubbers.

    Guess what? l2improvise, bichiz.

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    Re: New Talent - WHARRGARBL

    NEW TALENT

    No... Just No - Causes a 5s disarm effect as your target stops to realize that No really does mean No. Should the target's primary stat be Spell Power, they are also afflicted with a 5s disorient as they question how they've lived until now.

    R.I.P. YARG

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    Re: New Talent - WHARRGARBL

    Quote Originally Posted by Screwtape
    I think theory-crafting has finally driven Gherkin over the edge.
    NEW TALENT

    Drive Over The Edge - Summon a Toyota Truck. Deal's extra damage vs dragons.

    R.I.P. YARG

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    Re: New Talent - WHARRGARBL

    NEW (GENDER DEPENDANT) TALENT

    Jizz mah pants (male): The Warlock cums in his pants causing everyone within a 10 yard radius to start dancing for 15s.


    Pop a tit (female): The Warlock pulls up her shirt causing a brief exposure of fine titty. Causes all males within a 10 yard radius to cast "Jizz mah pants"
    FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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    Re: New Talent - WHARRGARBL

    Quote Originally Posted by Sindershock
    NEW (GENDER DEPENDANT) TALENT

    Jizz mah pants (male): The Warlock cums in his pants causing everyone within a 10 yard radius to start dancing for 15s.


    Pop a tit (female): The Warlock pulls up her shirt causing a brief exposure of fine titty. Causes all males within a 10 yard radius to cast "Jizz mah pants"
    Blizz suggestion forums! gogo!

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    Re: New Talent - WHARRGARBL

    LOL
    War doesn't decide who's right, It decides who's left.
    FOR PONY!!!

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    Re: New Talent - WHARRGARBL

    Quote Originally Posted by gherkin
    NEW TALENT

    Drive Over The Edge - Summon a Toyota Truck. Deal's extra damage vs dragons.
    ;D

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghANtP1JPPg for those who don't get it.
    Quote Originally Posted by PaladinBash
    I want to put Beastslaying on Val'Anyr and AFK in Dalaran.

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    Re: New Talent - WHARRGARBL

    Quote Originally Posted by Sindershock
    NEW (GENDER DEPENDANT) TALENT

    Jizz mah pants (male): The Warlock cums in his pants causing everyone within a 10 yard radius to start dancing for 15s.


    Pop a tit (female): The Warlock pulls up her shirt causing a brief exposure of fine titty. Causes all males within a 10 yard radius to cast "Jizz mah pants"
    lolol

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    Re: New Talent - WHARRGARBL

    Quote Originally Posted by Sindershock
    NEW (GENDER DEPENDANT) TALENT

    Jizz mah pants (male): The Warlock cums in his pants causing everyone within a 10 yard radius to start dancing for 15s.


    Pop a tit (female): The Warlock pulls up her shirt causing a brief exposure of fine titty. Causes all males within a 10 yard radius to cast "Jizz mah pants"
    Best idea ever!
    And people said there are no more creative ideas :S

    "Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for I am the baddest mother fu*ker in the valley...."

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    Re: New Talent - WHARRGARBL

    NEW TALENT

    Sindershock is Disgusting! - Summon's a Digusting Oozling that is attackable. When killed, it drops http://www.wowhead.com/?item=3349.



    NEW TALENT
    We're out of Ideas - Shadowbolt hits now cause Corruption and Curse of Elements. This does not count as your one curse.

    R.I.P. YARG

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    Re: New Talent - WHARRGARBL

    "Back in BC": unleashes warlock's mad skillz and dots enemy target with all dots caster has. Tools: resto druid, head for faceroll

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    Re: New Talent - WHARRGARBL

    Quote Originally Posted by Sindershock
    NEW (GENDER DEPENDANT) TALENT

    Jizz mah pants (male): The Warlock cums in his pants causing everyone within a 10 yard radius to start dancing for 15s.


    Pop a tit (female): The Warlock pulls up her shirt causing a brief exposure of fine titty. Causes all males within a 10 yard radius to cast "Jizz mah pants"
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4 ?
    'u get constant hit by ice shit from roof so you can travel instantly all across the room'

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    Re: New Talent - WHARRGARBL

    New talent : l2p
    When We Ride Our Enemies..

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    Re: New Talent - WHARRGARBL

    This is the best thread I've seen in a long time.

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    Re: New Talent - WHARRGARBL

    Quote Originally Posted by jthnyn13
    This is the best thread I've seen in a long time.
    NEW ENGINEERING ITEM:

    Turn Thread Evil--Immediately spam's an MMO-Champion thread with mindless jibba-jabba about Blizzard making a horrid game. (Goblin Invention: sometimes causes perma-bans and or elevated levels of testosterone; or, a 5m stun on current target out of boredom.)

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    Re: New Talent - WHARRGARBL

    Quote Originally Posted by gherkin
    NEW TALENT

    Drive Over The Edge - Summon a Toyota Truck. Deal's extra damage vs dragons.
    <3 rofl, really.

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    Re: New Talent - WHARRGARBL

    Quote Originally Posted by Spiritus
    NEW ENGINEERING ITEM:

    Turn Thread Evil--Immediately spam's an MMO-Champion thread with mindless jibba-jabba about Blizzard making a horrid game. (Goblin Invention: sometimes causes perma-bans and or elevated levels of testosterone; or, a 5m stun on current target out of boredom.)
    really good one.

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