Blizzard's SECRET CODE revealed! (Warlocks)

[Frozentasteicles]

"We are not happy with warlocks in PvP, their Arena representation is too low."

Source: http://blue.mmo-champion.com/28/1736...ks-in-pvp.html


I think I have finally figured out how to read Blizzards secret code. The meaning behind the words. What they REALLY intend to say.

Ok, let me break it down for the rest of you.

Here is the sentence in it's entirety:
"We are not happy with warlocks in PvP. Their Arena representation is too low."

Now let's see what happens when we break it up for further deeper analysis.
Part#1: "We are not happy with warlocks in PvP.
Part#2: Their Arena representation is too low."

As you can clearly see from the original quote there is a period after "We are not happy with warlocks in PvP [PERIOD] Their Arena representation is too low."

Now let's ask this question: WHY is there a period after that? Why? Doesn't it seem a little odd to separate a complete thought into two separate sentences? Wouldn't it make more sense to instead use a comma?

Doesn't:
"We are not happy with warlocks in PvP, their Arena representation is too low."

not only make more sense but also sound better than:

"We are not happy with warlocks in PvP [PERIOD] Their Arena representation is too low."


You see, when you use a period it cuts the phrase into 2 SEPARATE segments; dividing the idea. A period is used to indicate a CHANGE IN TOPIC.


Tricky, tricky, clever evil bastards over at Blizz.

Now do you see?

Everything they say is true. Because it's the WAY they say it.

"We are not happy with warlocks in PvP.
(Blizzard hates Warlocks in PvP, they are saying it right there. They hate us. Period. No question about it.)

Their Arena representation is too low."
(A well known fact)


But you see here is the trick: they aren't actually going to do anything about it - they just don't like Warlocks in PvP.

[Choda]

For the sake of my sanity and that of everyone else still sane on these forums I am going to assume this is a joke.

[Melane]

Why so inconspicuous?

[Deleted]

I think I have finally figured out how to read Blizzards secret code. The meaning behind the words. What they REALLY intend to say.

Why did you use periods there? Clearly, you should have used commas. I don't think I can trust anything you say any more, you're trying to deceive us with the way you type.

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[Xacez]

Ghostcrawler taken out of context. New and interesting.

[psyched]

I LOL'ED

[Lolatheb]

I LOL'ED

me2!
nice thread m8, hehe =)

[Rahkdos]

I LOL'ED

^This

[Karaghan]

He is right in his theory connected with periods and comas, tho i really really doubt Blizzard emplyes are such a cheeky bastards .

Oooooor its another way to justify lack of skillz

Oooooor posted by someone who is mentaly ill.

Chose one from above.

[Exerci]

No, you're misreading him, as you're not reading between the lines. What Ghostcrawler is really saying is: "We don't like warlocks in pvp [hence why] their arena representation is too low."

Not only are they not going to fix us poor locks, they even did it on purpose!

[Nixia]

Omg the OP is right!

[Frozentasteicles]

No, you're misreading him, as you're not reading between the lines. What Ghostcrawler is really saying is: "We don't like warlocks in pvp [hence why] their arena representation is too low."

Not only are they not going to fix us poor locks, they even did it on purpose!

Want to bet on it?

[Exerci]

Want to bet on it?

Your avatar misrepresents you like heck, kind sir.

[Teramos]

seriously get away from that pot, it´s not good for youre brain ;D

[dsmet]

You should probably contact Mulder at the FBI. I bet he would like to take a closer look at this matter.

They're out to get you!

[Atomic(DB)]

Something tells me you've put alot of thought into this

[Auria]

He is right in his theory connected with periods and comas, tho i really really doubt Blizzard emplyes are such a cheeky bastards .

Oooooor its another way to justify lack of skillz

Oooooor posted by someone who is mentaly ill.

Chose one from above.

^ This

"Oooooor posted by someone who is mentaly ill."

[Zherod]

[iktankniet]

all classes are hated by the dev team and GC, true story.

(mind the --> , )

[Tankitbetter]

It could simply be that using a comma makes the sentence a run-on....

No, that would be too simple.