Blizzard's SECRET CODE revealed! (Warlocks)

[Heijaangel]

The truth is out there.

[Doomfingers]

No more meth for you, you are starting to be paranoid. 8)

[Dhrizzle]

Nice one, your paranoia is a credit to all who have wronged you.

[gherkin]

So we're having a discussion about a discussion about warlocks not being in a good place, and the entire basis of this discussion is the choice of either a comma or a period in the contruction of a reply?

Great work team!

[Mermeoth]

Tricky, tricky, clever evil bastards over at Blizz.

This made me rofl

[Sindershock]

"We are not happy with warlocks in PvP, their Arena representation is too low."

Source: http://blue.mmo-champion.com/28/1736...ks-in-pvp.html


I think I have finally figured out how to read Blizzards secret code. The meaning behind the words. What they REALLY intend to say.

Ok, let me break it down for the rest of you.

Here is the sentence in it's entirety:
"We are not happy with warlocks in PvP. Their Arena representation is too low."

Now let's see what happens when we break it up for further deeper analysis.
Part#1: "We are not happy with warlocks in PvP.
Part#2: Their Arena representation is too low."

As you can clearly see from the original quote there is a period after "We are not happy with warlocks in PvP [PERIOD] Their Arena representation is too low."

Now let's ask this question: WHY is there a period after that? Why? Doesn't it seem a little odd to separate a complete thought into two separate sentences? Wouldn't it make more sense to instead use a comma?

Doesn't:
"We are not happy with warlocks in PvP, their Arena representation is too low."

not only make more sense but also sound better than:

"We are not happy with warlocks in PvP [PERIOD] Their Arena representation is too low."


You see, when you use a period it cuts the phrase into 2 SEPARATE segments; dividing the idea. A period is used to indicate a CHANGE IN TOPIC.


Tricky, tricky, clever evil bastards over at Blizz.

Now do you see?

Everything they say is true. Because it's the WAY they say it.

"We are not happy with warlocks in PvP.
(Blizzard hates Warlocks in PvP, they are saying it right there. They hate us. Period. No question about it.)

Their Arena representation is too low."
(A well known fact)


But you see here is the trick: they aren't actually going to do anything about it - they just don't like Warlocks in PvP.

Yeah bro, the Devs totally hate the class they designed. They secretly want to frustrate the 1+ million players who have a Lock in hopes that they will reroll a healer so they can find PuGs faster.


Too bad their plan is backfiring and all the ex-Locks are rolling DPS DKs.


OHNOEZ! :'(

[Figoment]

Maybe the period was a typo

[Nearo]

ok, why would blizz screw a class on purpose? all they are ever trying to do is balance them. Maybe when they said "we dont like warlocks in PvP..." they meant "we dont like the way they are balanced in PvP, thus messing their arena balance up." eh?

[Sinner]

I bet they are watching us even here, now....
We are never safe...
It's all conspiracy I tell you!!!!!!!!

/hides

:'(

[Vy]

Rogue inc.
I'll give you a 3 second head start. It amuses me more.

[Blacktalons]

ROFLL awesome post mate, totally made my day ;D

[Frozentasteicles]

ROFLL awesome post mate, totally made my day ;D

See - this guy gets it.

Or maybe he's just a spy from Blizzard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DUNDUN DAAAAAAAAAAA! DA DA DAA DAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

[Captain Midnight]

Technically they should have used a semi-colon or a dash, but who's keeping score?

[smapple]

Technically they should have used a semi-colon or a dash, but who's keeping score?

I was literally about to post this...

:'(

[Hiwashi]

GC working:

[Frozentasteicles]

Technically they should have used a semi-colon or a dash, but who's keeping score?

See? They would still be wrong. Something is definetly afoot...
Something sinister ............................................

[Exceptioned]

haha, great job for making my day.

[HavocZephyr]

somehow this guy has been able to keep paranoia going since it was removed on the Wotlk pre-patch!

QUICK CALL THE GMS NERF HIM HARDER O _O

[Haibara]

TBH it's just a clever way saying "burst is too high" after stating burst is fine :/

[Comador]

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