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    The Conspiracy that will SHOCK you! We've had enough of the lies!

    Greetings, Shaman community!

    I am here to deliver painful news. News of deceit. Of betrayal. A scandal so big, I have to deliver it to MMO-Champion before I let the masses of the Official Forums know that the world as they know it has been shattered.

    The other day, I discovered a conspiracy so dark, so twisted, so absolutely terrible and jaw-dropping, it could only have been targeted at the Shaman Community.

    Ladies and gentlemen...the origin of our Arena gear!



    SHIELD YOUR EYES! DO NOT LET THE DECEIT BLIND YOU AS IT HAS COUNTLESS OTHERS!

    "But Abolishment", you say, "That doesn't mean Blizzard stole the gear from the silly prehistoric armadillo from Ice Age 2: The Meltdown!", you plead!

    BUT IT DOES!



    For too long have we sat by and believed Blizzard just wanted us to look like Sharks. For too long have we assumed our design was original and fresh. Sharky, even.

    But no.

    Open your eyes. WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN!

    BUT IT GETS WORSE!

    That silly Armadillo, the basis of the entire Shaman class... WAS VOICED BY JAY LENO!



    Consider your mind blown.

  2. #2

    Re: The Conspiracy that will SHOCK you! We've had enough of the lies!

    *head explodes*

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    Re: The Conspiracy that will SHOCK you! We've had enough of the lies!

    Quote Originally Posted by Imodium
    *head explodes*
    Quote Originally Posted by General_Typhus View Post
    Hi i am any class in the game. To beat me spam icelance and then talk about how skilled you are when the 20k crits roll in.

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    Re: The Conspiracy that will SHOCK you! We've had enough of the lies!

    You sir made my night. Going to sleep now :P
    Quote Originally Posted by General_Typhus View Post
    Hi i am any class in the game. To beat me spam icelance and then talk about how skilled you are when the 20k crits roll in.

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    Re: The Conspiracy that will SHOCK you! We've had enough of the lies!

    I lol'd.

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    Re: The Conspiracy that will SHOCK you! We've had enough of the lies!

    An armadillo in PvP gear? just shows blizzard are throwing it away now a days (LEWL)

    but tbh the armadillo does look gangsta.

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    Re: The Conspiracy that will SHOCK you! We've had enough of the lies!

    Best thread ever. 8)

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    Re: The Conspiracy that will SHOCK you! We've had enough of the lies!

    Jay Leno is a fine talkshow host.

    Your gear looks silly though.

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    Re: The Conspiracy that will SHOCK you! We've had enough of the lies!

    Quote Originally Posted by Imodium
    *head explodes*

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    Re: The Conspiracy that will SHOCK you! We've had enough of the lies!

    *mind blown*
    Chrisana~100 Priest~Moon Guard US
    Lorane~Up and Coming Rogue~Moon Guard US
    Cimmi~Up and Coming Paladin~Moon Guard US

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    Re: The Conspiracy that will SHOCK you! We've had enough of the lies!

    *is in shock*

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    Re: The Conspiracy that will SHOCK you! We've had enough of the lies!

    I will now avoid Armadillos knowing full well they are in 5/5 Deadly and are probably uncritable

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    Re: The Conspiracy that will SHOCK you! We've had enough of the lies!

    How can we not have seen this until now
    Shocking indeed

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    Re: The Conspiracy that will SHOCK you! We've had enough of the lies!

    It acctually made me smile :d
    But good find
    you can now be proud of yourself :-X

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    Re: The Conspiracy that will SHOCK you! We've had enough of the lies!

    *considers his face melted*
    And Christ said to his disciples, "I shall grant you eternal Salvation!"
    The disciples fell to their knees and replied, "Give us kings n00b!".

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    Re: The Conspiracy that will SHOCK you! We've had enough of the lies!

    You're absolutely wrong.
    Its the origin of faceless dudes.
    A Possible replacement for Archimonde. Beware all ye landlubbers.

    Guess what? l2improvise, bichiz.

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    Re: The Conspiracy that will SHOCK you! We've had enough of the lies!

    Quote Originally Posted by Imodium
    *head explodes*
    Quote Originally Posted by Coronius
    "And on the seventh day, God created the shotgun in order to protect us from homosexuals and communists"

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    Re: The Conspiracy that will SHOCK you! We've had enough of the lies!

    Quote Originally Posted by Imodium
    *head explodes*
    ...just another dream within a dream...

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    Re: The Conspiracy that will SHOCK you! We've had enough of the lies!

    Tbh, in the first line I expected some lameass story, which only the author would find funny, but this made my fucking night, Thank You!
    Boombjørn
    PvP Resto - 0/18/53

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    Re: The Conspiracy that will SHOCK you! We've had enough of the lies!

    Quote Originally Posted by Imodium
    *head explodes*
    Signature Nazi's suck.

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