Warlock signatures

[Nixia]

Hi!
I don't remember where i took this idea but that doesn't matter.
Post your favorite warlock signature.
Here are some of my favorites:

P.E.T.S. - Pathetically Easy Targets for Slaughter.

Blizza​rd announces new mounts for engineering warlocks. Instead of a Chopper or a hog, you'll be able to build a wheelchair.
Patch 3.1 update: The wheelchair was OP, it's been hotfixed to crutches.

I am so underpowered that when i tried to cast soul link, my demon just looked at me and said no way.

[Boltenstein]

From the official warlock forum perhaps?
Can't figure one out right now, so i'll get back to this topic.