How to: Plagueworks (25 man)

[xebtria]

Proper Festergut Raid Guide:

1. Think of him as Patchwerk!
2. Add some spoooooores. Blame your retards which finally learned to move OUT the fire to move IN the spores (this could be the tricky part).
3. add some lolwutnevernoticed raid damage.
4. Now get your retards who get the spores to not clump with the other two retards with spores (together with 2. this could be even more tricky).
4a. Tell one of them to move into the melees, if no one is there.
5. threaten your DPS with FUCKING FIFTY DKP MINUS if they don't do appropriate DPS.

if you now compare patchwerk kills with T6 or some Outland Blues with festergut and T9-ish gear, it should be pretty much the same feeling.

6. Get one less tank but one more dps and tell the tanks to taunt at 9 stacks on them and blow their CDs at 3 stacks of the boss.
7. Get festergut's health <0 before he gets your raid's health <0. which will happen after 300 seconds.

[Lark]

At everybody taking this post seriously: LOL.

The guide itself is only a third of the humour.

The other third is the guys going NOT FUNNY WTF MAN WHY YOU POST??? STUPID TROLL

And the other third are the magical children of darwin who somehow can't find the joke.

[Ryuk]

Go 24 man Heroic Anub'arak and tell me that that extra DPS'er doesn't make a difference.

I'm waiting.

We managed to kill 25 man Heroic Anub'arak TWO minutes before the enrage - that fight is really simple.

Obvious troll is obvious.

[Panasi]

Rotface strategy is now available!

http://emblemofconquest.blogspot.com...ce-25-man.html

[Rogge]

The guide itself isn't particulary funny or interesting.

What IS funny though is people going "you must be kidding" and shit like that. No seriously, you think he might be kidding? Wow, how'd you draw that conclusion? What exactly made it obvious to you? Maybe that EVERYTHING in the guide is wrong?

It's alright if you never post another of these. If you do, I'm sure the comments will be about as intelligent as in this thread.

[Panasi]

Putricide guide will be up soon, so don't worry if you missed out on him with your first set of 10 attempts! You'll get him second time around thanks to the Emblem of Conquest Raid Guide Brigade.

[Araun]

<3 all the people getting trolled here

[Apostolic]

<3 all the people getting trolled here

I think a perma-ban is incoming for this scrub. sigh. He is just trying to make a little cash from his google adsense to pay for is wow account.

Might have to feel sorry for the guy. LOL

[Panasi]

Just in time for the final raids of the week, the Professor Putricide strategy is here by popular demand!

http://emblemofconquest.blogspot.com/2010/01/how-to-professor-putricide-25-man.html

[Panasi]

Despite the ease of the bosses in the new wing, there will be many people out there who will still struggle with them.

You can rest assured knowing that the Emblem of Conquest Raid Guide Brigade will be providing you with guides to both the Blood Prince Council and Blood Queen Lana'thel.

Look out for them in the next few days.

[Soulbender]

The guide itself is only a third of the humour.
The other third is the guys going NOT FUNNY WTF MAN WHY YOU POST??? STUPID TROLL
And the other third are the magical children of darwin who somehow can't find the joke.

This. The guides are childish humour, but the dumb posters here who didnt even bother to read before replying some senseless drivel are priceless