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    Jaina Proudmoore


    <Jaina hungers for more blood>

    Did you know? Jaina Proudmoore allowed her father to die so that the Horde could continue to grow in strength.
    Is she then a double-agent for the Horde?

    The answer is no. Jaina Proudmoore is in fact the true villain, the mastermind behind all the evils of WoW.

    She watched on as Admiral Proudmoore died because she wanted a proper challenge.
    The Horde was too weak for her, and needed to become stronger...

    And Varian Wrynn? He's nothing but Jaina's puppet.
    Wrynn said nothing to reprimand Jaina after she forcefully teleported him out of the Undercity.
    Why? Because he knew that she could have chosen never to release him from the ice...

    Of course Jaina would never harm Wrynn.
    After all, Varian Wrynn and Thrall are both her precious little toys.
    You think Thrall is safe, tucked within his little fortress? Think again.
    Jaina showed in the 'Battle for the Undercity' questline that she could teleport to Orgimmar any time she wished, at her leisure.


    You're probably shaking your heads by now, recalling how Jaina saved the players in the Pit of Saron and cried over the deaths of the soldiers.
    How could such a kind soul ever be evil?

    But remember this.
    In the Undercity, she showed that she could easily teleport at least a dozen soldiers on short notice.
    But... In the Pit of Saron?
    She only saves the five players.

    The reason is simple. She did not want any disturbances in her duel with the Lich King.
    If Falric and Marwyn had not held us behind, she may have murdered us players as well.


    Another scary fact.
    It is well-known that Jaina is a mage with epic skills.
    Yet we only see Jaina meleeing the Lich King when we come upon their battle.
    But the Lich King, with Frostmourne, only managed to take away 5000k of Jaina's HP...
    Whereas Jaina took out 7000k of the Lich King's HP. With only a staff.

    Jaina tells the players that she cannot keep the Lich King frozen for long.
    Yet as long as you don't speak to her, she can keep him frozen until 10:00 AM the next morning.


    If the Skybreaker had not collapsed the tunnel, the fall of the Lich King may have come much sooner than Blizzard intended.



    The final evidence. Look at the final bosses of the two expansions.
    The Burning Crusade? The final boss was Kil'jaeden, yes, but it was Kael'thas who summoned him into the Sunwell.
    The Wrath of the Lich King? The final boss is the Lich King, obviously, but the man beneath is Arthas Menethil.

    These two men have just one thing in common, and that is that they both fell in love with Jaina as she studied magic in Dalaran.

    Now do you understand? Kael'thas and Arthas may have thought they were acting under their own ambitions, but in reality they too were mere puppets of Jaina Proudmoore.



    Meet Jaina Proudmoore, the true villain and the mastermind behind all the evils of WoW.



    (All credit goes to "Amerage" for both the pic and the idea.)
    Edit- fixed Kil'jaeden

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    Re: JAINA PROUDMOORE

    Women are evil by nature lmao
    “What can be asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof.”

    -Christopher Hitchens, 13 April 1949 – 15 December 2011

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    Re: JAINA PROUDMOORE

    Be afraid. Be very afraid.



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    Re: JAINA PROUDMOORE

    Quote Originally Posted by Unholyground
    Women are evil by nature lmao
    Shh, "they" will hear you.
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    Re: JAINA PROUDMOORE

    I wish Varian would lock her up for treason ;D

    Or just behead her!

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    Re: JAINA PROUDMOORE

    Quote Originally Posted by lleet
    The Burning Crusade? The final boss was Sargeras, yes, but it was Kael'thas who summoned him into the Sunwell.
    Wait.. what?!
    Signature.. Am I doing this right?

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    Re: JAINA PROUDMOORE

    Quote Originally Posted by Skullmaster
    Shh, "they" will hear you.
    My bad!
    “What can be asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof.”

    -Christopher Hitchens, 13 April 1949 – 15 December 2011

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    Re: JAINA PROUDMOORE

    Does a true mastermind and villain melee with her staff?

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    Re: JAINA PROUDMOORE

    Quote Originally Posted by Skullmaster
    Shh, "they" will hear you.
    You're too late. Phenomina already heard you.

    Run.



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    Re: JAINA PROUDMOORE

    Brought to you by Reading Rainbow......but don't take my word for it.

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    Re: JAINA PROUDMOORE

    I thought it was Hogger...
    Quote Originally Posted by Adam Jensen View Post
    Metzenphrenia. As defined in the DSM: "To be so badly written, that it drives the character into insanity." It's symptoms are similar to schizophrenia but even crazier.
    "There are no answers, only choices" - Solaris.

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    Re: JAINA PROUDMOORE

    I knew something was fishy about her ever since the Tethyr incident in Theramore.
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    Re: JAINA PROUDMOORE

    haha win
    "Didn't we have some fun...though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye' and you were like 'No way' and then I was all 'We pretended we were going to murder you'......that was great"

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    Re: JAINA PROUDMOORE

    Genius...simply genius. (i think this man works for blizzard!!!) we finally know who the last boss of WoW, move over sargera, jainas coming to town.

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    Re: JAINA PROUDMOORE

    Quote Originally Posted by Piggietails View Post
    You don't find Shadowmourne in PvP, it finds you.

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    Re: JAINA PROUDMOORE

    Quote Originally Posted by Lokann
    You're too late. Phenomina already heard you.

    Run.
    I'm just taking names and observing at this point....

    * scribble scribble *

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    Re: JAINA PROUDMOORE

    Quote Originally Posted by Xiangu
    in before "i'd hit it"
    Twice.

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    Re: JAINA PROUDMOORE

    Quote Originally Posted by Bozkurt
    This made me laugh far too hard.

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    Re: JAINA PROUDMOORE

    Yes she could be the evil mastermind but can be killed by like 2 hordies lololol, unless she corpse runs back...which every npc seems to do, us players and npc's are alike!
    Fire is good, it gives people fire, warmth and the ability to cook stuff, it also sets people alight, yay!

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    Re: JAINA PROUDMOORE

    By the Twisting Nether it is freaking true! Jaina is the root of all evil in Azeroth! Sorry Phenomia but if Variann did try to do anything to Jaina she would freeze him in a block of ice for Ten Thousand years!

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