Page 3 of 27 FirstFirst
1
2
3
4
5
13
... LastLast
  1. #41

    Re: World of Warcraft Lore, By Richard Knaak (Spoilers)

    We must never let Knaak met Michael Bay, or the end will be upon us.

  2. #42

    Re: World of Warcraft Lore, By Richard Knaak (Spoilers)

    Was a really entertaining thread. Thank you
    Quote Originally Posted by tkjnz
    If memory serves me right, a fox is a female wolf.

  3. #43
    Dreadlord Findus707's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    Norway, Trondheim
    Posts
    756

    Re: World of Warcraft Lore, By Richard Knaak (Spoilers)

    WHen are you posting the Cataclysm Lore? =D

  4. #44

    Re: World of Warcraft Lore, By Richard Knaak (Spoilers)

    [Thread of Awesomeness]

  5. #45

    Re: World of Warcraft Lore, By Richard Knaak (Spoilers)

    Never has one post made me laugh so much. Tears are rolling out of my eyes.

    I have one of Warcraft compilation novels, mainly filled with stories by Richard Knaak. No, I didn't buy it myself.

    My poor, but well meaning spouse bought it for me as a Xmas present.

    Because his wife's hobbies include playing World of Warcraft and reading random books, when he spotted a Hugh Jass book filled with Warcraft stories at Barnes and Noble, he thought it would make a perfect, thoughtful gift. And his wife praised his thoughtfullness, but as she sat down and read the book, she secretly began to wonder if he was trying to inflict some kind of torture upon her, because many of the stories featured Rhonin. Whom she got sick of hearing about. She cursed her husband's name behind his back and wanted to throw the Hugh Jass Book of Awful Rhonin stories into the fireplace. But then she remembered all the wonderful presents that did he get her that weren't bombs (wireless gaming mouse, tickets to Disneyland, bringing her lunch to her while she was at work, every Friday), and decided to let it pass.

    But no, she couldn't let that book just sit on the shelf unused. She worked at a public library, for goodness sake, and couldn't stand the thought of burning a book in a fireplace, or let it go unread, no matter how awful it was. Someone else had to read it...so she lent it to her coworkers who also happened to be her guild members, and soon, they too, were cursing Rhonin's name.

  6. #46

    Re: World of Warcraft Lore, By Richard Knaak (Spoilers)

    This is to the forums what Bryntroll is to pvp.... Fucking legendary!

  7. #47

    Re: World of Warcraft Lore, By Richard Knaak (Spoilers)

    You forgot about him being in the War of the Ancients.

    Oh, and CHEST BUMP!

  8. #48

    Re: World of Warcraft Lore, By Richard Knaak (Spoilers)

    This was the best thing that I have ever read ever. ;_;

  9. #49
    Field Marshal Mullokad's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    somewhere between bali and antartica
    Posts
    89

    Re: World of Warcraft Lore, By Richard Knaak (Spoilers)

    cant....breathe.... "Dies"
    Quote Originally Posted by Hollow_Sorrow
    holy nova of righteous flame of righteousness of light of the northern crown of holyness.

    'kay.

  10. #50

    Re: World of Warcraft Lore, By Richard Knaak (Spoilers)

    I dont know wether I should laugh or cry in fear that this actually might happen.

  11. #51

    Re: World of Warcraft Lore, By Richard Knaak (Spoilers)

    wow. this has made my day.
    - The Hunter's Creed -
    "This is my pet. There are many others like him, but this one is mine. He is my best friend. He is my life. I must master him as I master my life. My pet, without me, is useless. Without my pet, I am useless."

  12. #52
    Fluffy Kitten Phenomina's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2009
    Location
    Canada
    Posts
    6,599

    Re: World of Warcraft Lore, By Richard Knaak (Spoilers)

    Very entertaining read

    The Flower of Shattrath

  13. #53
    Does not like cats. Dark Side's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Location
    Medicine Hat, Alberta
    Posts
    9,164

    Re: World of Warcraft Lore, By Richard Knaak (Spoilers)

    You win 20 internets for this.

  14. #54

    Re: World of Warcraft Lore, By Richard Knaak (Spoilers)

    wow..

  15. #55

    Re: World of Warcraft Lore, By Richard Knaak (Spoilers)

    Thanks for cheering me up, i needed a good laugh!

  16. #56

    Re: World of Warcraft Lore, By Richard Knaak (Spoilers)

    Deathwing's Chin and the Black Dragonflight

    VS.

    Rhonin's Flamingly Fabulous Red Hair and his Raptor Army




    This will be the central plot of Cataclysm.
    Then Rhonin went down to Blackrock Depths, killed Emperor Dagram Thaurissan, and fathered the heir to the throne of Ironforge with the extremely grateful Moira Bronzebeard. But he wasn't done yet; the Dark Iron Dwarves were doing the bidding of Ragnaros the Firelord, so Rhonin went down to Molten Core and beat the crap out of everybody.

    "TOO SOON," bellowed Ragnaros.

    But Rhonin was all: "It's never too soon to party, Rhonin-style."

    And then he beat Ragnaros to death with his own hammer, because Rhonin is the only Mage who ever had the mad skillz to train two-handed maces.

    On the way out of Blackrock Mountain, Rhonin went to the spire and pwned Nefarian. He saved Vaelestrasz the Red, and the two did a celebratory chest bumb.

  17. #57
    Fluffy Kitten Lokann's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    Trapped in Rykha's basement
    Posts
    12,341

    Re: World of Warcraft Lore, By Richard Knaak (Spoilers)

    Quote Originally Posted by Croc_Huntard
    Deathwing's Chin and the Black Dragonflight

    VS.

    Rhonin's Flamingly Fabulous Red Hair and his Raptor Army




    This will be the central plot of Cataclysm.
    No point, the hair alone is strong enough to destroy the world twice over.

    It'll just be a small lock of it.



  18. #58

    Re: World of Warcraft Lore, By Richard Knaak (Spoilers)

    So I herd R. Knaak liek Rhonin

  19. #59
    The Patient Julex's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2009
    Location
    The Netherlands
    Posts
    256

    Re: World of Warcraft Lore, By Richard Knaak (Spoilers)

    Win, but there had to be more focus on his hair imo.
    Quote Originally Posted by comasutra View Post
    yes, Blizzard hates Jesus Christ
    Quote Originally Posted by suspendedstasis View Post
    You need to leave the house to actually meet people, sorry.

  20. #60
    Bloodsail Admiral Brasko's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Location
    Portland, OR
    Posts
    1,130

    Re: World of Warcraft Lore, By Richard Knaak (Spoilers)

    I agree with Julex. Not enough mention of the colour of his hair, but a gripping tale nonetheless.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •