World of Warcraft Lore, By Richard Knaak (Spoilers)

[The Core]

We must never let Knaak met Michael Bay, or the end will be upon us.

[Betatron]

Was a really entertaining thread. Thank you

[Findus707]

WHen are you posting the Cataclysm Lore? =D

[Ikkatsu]

[Thread of Awesomeness]

[Amberdusk]

Never has one post made me laugh so much. Tears are rolling out of my eyes.

I have one of Warcraft compilation novels, mainly filled with stories by Richard Knaak. No, I didn't buy it myself.

My poor, but well meaning spouse bought it for me as a Xmas present.

Because his wife's hobbies include playing World of Warcraft and reading random books, when he spotted a Hugh Jass book filled with Warcraft stories at Barnes and Noble, he thought it would make a perfect, thoughtful gift. And his wife praised his thoughtfullness, but as she sat down and read the book, she secretly began to wonder if he was trying to inflict some kind of torture upon her, because many of the stories featured Rhonin. Whom she got sick of hearing about. She cursed her husband's name behind his back and wanted to throw the Hugh Jass Book of Awful Rhonin stories into the fireplace. But then she remembered all the wonderful presents that did he get her that weren't bombs (wireless gaming mouse, tickets to Disneyland, bringing her lunch to her while she was at work, every Friday), and decided to let it pass.

But no, she couldn't let that book just sit on the shelf unused. She worked at a public library, for goodness sake, and couldn't stand the thought of burning a book in a fireplace, or let it go unread, no matter how awful it was. Someone else had to read it...so she lent it to her coworkers who also happened to be her guild members, and soon, they too, were cursing Rhonin's name.

[Phailzôr]

This is to the forums what Bryntroll is to pvp.... Fucking legendary!

[Daginni]

You forgot about him being in the War of the Ancients.

Oh, and CHEST BUMP!

[Scourge wolf]

This was the best thing that I have ever read ever. ;_;

[Mullokad]

cant....breathe.... "Dies"

[Deleted]

I dont know wether I should laugh or cry in fear that this actually might happen.

[deeveeus]

wow. this has made my day.

[Phenomina]

Very entertaining read

[Dark Side]

You win 20 internets for this.

[Arzhani]

wow..

[Kebab]

Thanks for cheering me up, i needed a good laugh!

[Croc_Huntard]

Deathwing's Chin and the Black Dragonflight

VS.

Rhonin's Flamingly Fabulous Red Hair and his Raptor Army




This will be the central plot of Cataclysm.

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Deathwing's Chin and the Black Dragonflight

VS.

Rhonin's Flamingly Fabulous Red Hair and his Raptor Army




This will be the central plot of Cataclysm.

No point, the hair alone is strong enough to destroy the world twice over.

It'll just be a small lock of it.

[Adeleina]

So I herd R. Knaak liek Rhonin

[Julex]

Win, but there had to be more focus on his hair imo.

[Brasko]

I agree with Julex. Not enough mention of the colour of his hair, but a gripping tale nonetheless.