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    Basic Campfire and the Glory of the Horde!

    We have seen them try to elect Garrosh Hellscream as new warchief, but he has some serious competition! Wear this picture in pride, Basic Campfire for Temporary-Warchief 2010 until Thrall returns from him going and being epic!





    And for all who support, if you want to spread the word, paste this signature into your sig.
    "Basic Campfire, the only GOOD fire to stand in."

    Q&A

    ‘Hmmm what's B.C.'s view towards inter-racial children? Garrosh said he'd cut off my head and eat my kids, now I'm looking for alternatives...’

    B.C. will not stand in your way.

    ‘Where does Abesik Kampfire stands on the issue of Global Warming? Pro-Naga theory or against it?’

    Basic campfire says there is no global warming, just him heating Azreroth to keep us warm in northrend!

    ‘I have another question before decide then. Where he stands on about the candle monopoly of the humans? Another wax factory in Durotar just closed, with the jobs going overseas because of the cheap-selling human candles to the kobolds.’

    Basic Campfire answers, why do you need candles when he is there as a basic campfire, a betterfire to keep you and your family warm, and bring light during the darkness to the Horde!

    ‘What's B.C.'s opinion of Rhonin's Fiery Red Hair? They're obviously in the same political party, but are they competitors or colleagues?’

    B.C. loves all things red, yellow, blue, flamey, warm, wood colored, flammable, cookable, illuminating, and marshmallow-like.

    ‘Are the bonfires all across Orgrimmar part of B.C.'s political campaign? They sure have helped me a lot when cooking during the dark times when you still needed Flint and Tinder to summon B.C.’

    Those bonfires are B.C.'s followers! They wish to provide extra service to show the kindness and greatness of B.C.!

    ‘My concern is about the jobs. My small village close to Razor Hill is suffering with unemployment, with many of orcs getting drunk on dwarvish beer and berserking, telling that Garrosh is the future.’

    Basic Campfire is planning on openning many cooking jobs because when the cataclysm strikes much food will go to waste, he thinks food thats warm and nice cooked from a campfire like himself will help everyone live happier, more peaceful, and offer fire food that wil even make Deathwing smile and stop thinking about world domination and use him as the new Horde pet!

    ‘Im still undecided. Whats B.C.'s policy towards us blood elves? Will he call us girls like garrosh did or will he stop the injustice?’

    Basic Campfire thinks all deserves a chance even if you are elves, he will offer much help to the elves but still take no side in the determining if blood elves are girls or not.

    ‘What is B.C.'s healthcare policy? is it the dps's own stupid fault for standing in the aoe, or should the healers pull their thumb out and press more than 1 button a minute?’

    B.C. thinks although dps may be idiotic and stand in the aoe and fire, healers should be nice and heal them and then not group with them again if they continue to be stupid, and if they are to much of a pain just allow them to leave a group and he will give them lessons on why standing in the fire is a bad idea.

    ‘We all know that Garrosh gets hard over violence and the destruction of inter-species relations. What are B.C's views on the alliance and teritorial claims by the horde.’

    To the territorial claim quest, B.C. believes the horde and the alliance deserve equal land so both can gather firewood and promote cooking to help make all the enemies of Azeroth subdue and eat, and for those who like violence, they can raid the Alliance while eating with torches and stones!

    ‘What does B.C think about the Deathwing problem?’

    B.C believes that we promote cooking to feed deathwing food that we eat so he will not be starving for intelligent flesh, then he will become a powerful ally to the horde to help us!

    ‘What does B.C. think about the Burning Legion?’

    B.C belives we should teach them the ways of the basic campfire so they can be a burning campfire instead of a burning legion!

    ‘How does B.C feel about mages conjuring food, instead of cooking it with his life-saving warmth?’

    B.C believes it may be food that helps restore energy temporarily, his food will help bring power and warmth to everybody, he supports that we only eat them when we need a quick burst of energy for a temporary moment without taking the time to eat a large delicous meal made by him!

    ‘How do you respond to the recent accusations of Basic Campfire's love affairs with Bucket of Water?’

    It's all rumors that Garrosh's fanboys have spread around.

    ‘What is B.C's view on frost mages and their pvp superiority?

    B.C is very sorry for not getting to your question sooner, he states that all mages expecially fire mages should have equal chances at everything, although he will not be biased againest frost mages just because they use powers of the cold, because even those cold must have something to stay warm, even if on the inside.

    ‘What are B.C. feeling about us trolls using him to cook gnomes?’

    B.C. also states from the Trolls cooking gnomes, he has no major problem with it aslong as the gnomes are acting as a threat and need to be taught a lesson for trying to implement mechanicle heaters instead of campfires like himself.

    ‘Intresting question... How does B.C burn underwater? voodoo magic or just plain awsomness?’

    B.C states that his warmth for the horde is so great not even water can extenguish him!

    ‘What are B.C.'s beliefs regarding the Ashbringer?

    Basic Campfire has always been an incredibly strong supporter for ashes of all kinds. Being an ash-maker himself, he feels nothing but warmth for the Ashbringer. And it assisted in...

    ‘What does B.C. think about the Frozen Throne? It's cold there, it definitely needs to get warmer.’

    B.C is currently working on getting the frozen throne warmer but as long as the lich king stands there will be a hot and cold neutral, burning bolvar however supports him and states he will help redecorate it to make it more to support Basic Campfire's campaign!

    ‘More importantly, how does he feel about the song "Burning Ring of Fire"?’

    Basic Campfire enjoys all music, but Booterang thinks Folsom Prison Blues was a better selection.

    ‘Can you confirm or deny the allegations that BC and Katherine Leeare hot for each other?’

    Actually, I remember his answer about the rumor:

    "I did not have fiery relations with that woman."

    ‘what are BCs view on the deforestation of Ashenvale?’

    B.C believes wood should be shared, but trees must remain in the world or there will be no more wood to make fires, so he states that the new orgimmar be rebuilt with metal so the wood is not wasted, and he believes the elves who do not believe in fire to have time to take in what is needed for the horde.

    ‘And what is B.C.'s stance on global warming and the implications that B.C. is a contributor to dying polar bears and baby seals?’

    B.C states the polar bears are dying from nessingwary's continues hunting of them, he wishes to slow down the hunting and states the numbers are not from him warming the world.

    ‘'Scuse me, fine gentlemen. I was just wondering what this Lord Kampfire would do to protect us travelling heroes from, not only freezing our pants to our skin in Northrend, but also to prevent our hearts from going cold, after all the heartaches we go through after being told all these questgivers love us, only to find out that they are false?
    To me, and my fellow citizens of Tro'lol find this a very pressing matter.’

    B.C's fire will bring warmth to your heart, and B.C states although Hogger may look like a good candidate he is good where he now stands for alliance to spend their time raiding unsuccessfully while the Horde work on bigger and more important problems.

    ‘While I agree with B.C. economic plans I must say at the moment Garrosh's "CHARGE EVERYTHING" attitude is more motivating just now.

    Beside that, I dont agree with B.C. latest advertising campaign. Setting Fire on all over Azeroth and Outland was a waste of resources which would have been better invested in e.g. a Railgun of 90 metre diameter.

    Non the less I still remain open to be conviced, should B.C. come up with some arguments whom and why to hate and kill.’

    B.C is not wasting resources, he melting ice to use as water to make more resources and drinks to go with food!

    ‘Rumors abound that B.C. is not a natural citizen on Kalimdor, but was actually born in Blackrock Mountain in Eastern Kingdom and therefore unqualified to lead the Horde!

    B.C. Birthers demand to see an official birth certificate!’

    B.C. states that Thrall himself was not born in kalimador, nor was garrosh, there is no place you must be born to become warchief of the horde.

    ‘Does B.C. support Bonefires?’

    B.C spreads them all around as helpers, but they dont bring as much warmth and goodness as B.C does!

    'Although I have one question, will B.C. try to organise his other fire followers to illuminate and brighten every town and city in Azeroth? Including Alliance cities as a peace offering?'

    B.C will do his best to keep everyone warm, and to keep everyone at peace while we work on the Deathwing problem, The Twilight Hammer problem, and talking Ragnoras into letting us use his fire for extra wamrth and goodness!

    'B.C. I have a question for you. What is your response to the allegations that while for many years you supported the Flint and Tinder industry almost single handedly, you recently completely dropped Flint and Tinder from your daily use. Why the sudden change of heart? What is to prevent you from doing this to the Horde? In addition, will you continue to buff +4 spirit even if not elected?'

    B.C states good questions, he says he dropped Flint and Tinder from daily use so more people will be able to expeirence the warmth and goodness of himself without having to constantly buy mats for it. He also states he would never do this to the Horde as long as they support him, and he believes in spreading the warmth and goodness even if not elected!

    ‘B.C-How do you feel about moonfire?

    And what is your take on goblins joining the horde?'

    B.C states as long as Moonfire continues to spread extra warmth and goodness to everyone he is fine with it, it is helping out in his campaign so nothing will be done to it. He also states he is good with goblins joining as long as they dont bring mechanical heaters with them, for if they would he would unleash his fiery wrath upon them.

    'What is B.C's stance on the messy first post?

    And when can I expect an iPhone app? '

    B.C'd messy first post was just to announce his campaign hes working hard to make this the best campaign possible, and he is working on an iphone right now!

    'Why isn't B.C. actively fighting against the marginal dps Destro locks and Fire Mages do?
    And why must I vote for B.C. if i'm undead and I don't feel his warm?'

    B.C hasnt been in raids for a while but states if he went into a raid when he's done with his work, it would be fiery bar above all others!

    B.C states once Stratholme is burnt down he'll work past getting through the coldness of undead and give them warmth and goodness!

    'Is Bolvar Fordragon actually an insurgent from B.C., used to gain the Scourge's support in his campaign?'

    B.C states Bolvar Fordragon is a great ally of fire and helping burn down the giant ice rock, but he states he does not care about scourge support as much currently since they are not part of the horde and wouldn't be that good to see a bunch of scourge behind him in a photo since some horde hate the scourge.

    'What is B.C.'s stance on people eating druids in bear/bird form? Does he support the cooking of intelligent druids?'

    B.C states anybody intelligent should not be eaten besides gnomes, and only eat them if they are using mechanical heating.

    'How does B.C. feel about the Hunter ability Flare and those random braziers that seem to break me out of stealth even though I'm nowhere near them? I've done no ill towards them and I just don't see why they would do such things to me.

    - A supportive Rogue who hates those malicious shiny things and just wants to be friends.'

    B.C states there is nothing he can do about flare because his branch does not cover it, Ghostcrawler is in charge of that branch.

    'WHo is B.C.'s running mate?'

    B.C is still trying to decide in his running mate, he is thinking of either murky, /flirt, Withered staff, and leaning very closely on his good friend Mr.Bigglesworth

    'A rumor is circulating that B.C. may or may not have "mingled flames" with a Dwarven Brazier. Would you care to respond?'

    B.C states he has not done anything sexually with anyone or thing, he states the rumor is slander!

    ‘There are rumours going around that B.C. is being unfaithful to Tinder, going off and having an affair with Flint! What's B.C.'s stance on these accusations?’

    B.C states he has done nothing with either of them, because if you recall its Tinder thats with Flint, they are his parents! And he would never do that with a parent.


    Pictures of B.C!



    ‘B.C proudly standing in The Swamp of Sorrows, a contested territory, in horde colors!


    ‘I belive we can classify the thread as:



    I am so voting B.C. !’



    ‘Nothing can extinguish the basic campfire!’



    ‘Basic Campfire kissing babies to set an example for all to not use child abuse!’



    ‘Basic Campfire feeding Orc orphans!

    B.C was seen earlier today in Dalaran, showing his Horde Pride and representing the Horde to the Kirin Tor.





    There's B.C melting the frozen throne, see the frost looking like its falling off, thats ice melting from the heat of B.C!



    Here is B.C talking to Thrall, and gaining much support from him, does Thrall ever let Garrosh come talk to him at his throne, noooooo!



    And this is B.C burning down stratholme!

    B.C’s epic comebacks from followers and himself!

    ‘Garrosh can buff you with 5% melee crit and imp battleshouts.’

    But you cannot cook on Garrosh
    And he can't even keep you warm.

    B.C. will give the raid wonderous spirit, warmth, and food, which as you know in cata spirit will become a big want for all casters expecially healers! And any old warrior can do what Garrosh can do and better because they actually fight! B.C. has more creativity than Garrosh, brighter insights on the world, and very intelligent, B.C approves this message.

    ‘B.C. Also seems to lack creativity.’
    Still more intelligent than Garrosh.

    ‘Also i question his 5 minute cooldown.’

    B.C states this, although he has a five minute cooldown he is thinking on shortening it if more supplies come from the Horde, he has so many people to keep warm he needs the cooldown to have a moment to keep himself warm.

    ‘/em dumps wet mud on Basic Campfire

    Courtesy of Mankrik's Wife!

    HAHAHAHA!!!’

    UNPOSIBLE! :O

    B.C states that his warmth for the horde is so great not even water or mud can extenguish him!

    remember this one huh watchagootasayhuh?!

    ‘Support Mankrik's Wife! Change you can believe in!’

    Who was there to feed the poor Mankrik? That's right, not his Wife, but Basic Campfire!

    damn i thought we allready cleared the mankrik'swife thing >_<

    come on dude!

    She wouldnt be dead If she had B.C. next to her !

    ‘Hei guys, sorry to break this, but Basic campfire is ally, lol.’

    If he was ally why does he burn red then?

    ‘We've heard these promises before people... Remember at the start of Burning Crusade? When Flame Wreath promised us a fire we could stand in?

    Why is this time any different?

    I say enough!

    My vote will go to Hogger for Warchief! For in the past he has brought much destruction to the terrible Alliance!

    Hogger is a candidate you can trust! With Experience! And even the odd piece of GREY LOOT!’
    I have one question for you, and one question only:

    Can hogger survive standing in fires?

    If the Hogger is so mighty.. Why the Forest's Edge is still under Alliance control? And additionally: B.C. wouldn't allow "B.C. Wanted Poster" to exist in such a small distance from him..

    B.C would also like to say that Hogger has been defeated numerous times, however he has not been killed once.

    ‘Hai guys! I'm so happy for you ,and I'm gonna let you finnish, but Garrosh is going to be the best Warchief of all time!

    He'll just piss on your little fire ’

    B.C would like to state, that nothing can extenguish the warmth of his fire, expecially something that comes from a stubborn idiot like Garrosh, and he does not think Kanye West memes do much.

    ‘Well yeah?.... yeah... Garrosh is a cool guy, he stands in fire and doesn't afraid og anything!

    .....still not working? ’

    B.C states that you misspelled of, and Garrosh can be very scared of B.C if he sees what is happening to stratholme

    ‘B.C did that? He is powerfull indeed. A worthy challenger, but he will lose to the might that is Hellscream!’

    B.C must point out Hellscream has only barked not actually fought anything besides attempting to wrestle a couple animals but losing. B.C has never been defeated and would like Hellscream to try and target him.

    ‘You make valid points, I'll give you that.’

    ‘I heard B.C associated with ally camper's ganking in STV, tarren mill, Tanaris and many highly contested area's, what say you?’

    Just because they support him does not mean he is associated with them.

    B.C’s epic comments about his campaign

    ‘Posting in an epic thread.’ – said so many times!

    ‘Posting in an epic thread.

    Also, Campfire for Warchief!’

    ‘Toasting an epic bread. (on a basic campfire ofcourse!)’

    ‘when I grow up I want to be like basic campfire’

    ‘man i hope this thread spread on official forums!’

    ‘I believe in basic campfire’

    ‘When all else fails, I think it's time for B.C. to light the fire, to burn more bright than ever before...

    To burn.. Garrosh Hellscream!’

    ‘Got a new slogan for the campaign.

    "Basic Campfire, the only GOOD fire to stand in."’

    ‘I support B.C. It keeps me warm without trying to violate me... unlike that creepo Garrosh.’

    ‘Let the Spirit fill yourselves! Pick the wisest, the strongest and the most awesome warchief of all times! It is up to you! We can have pure elemental power as our leader or some mofo emokid.. Choose!

    Basic Campfire - the Spirit of the Horde!’

    ‘I believe there is a hidden effect behind B.C.'s "basic" +4 spirit.

    It protects you from the evil thoughts of Garrosh Hellscream !’

    ‘Why 4 Spirit? WHY?

    4 in numerology means the root of everything, wise and practical power..!’

    ‘I'm a Dwarf Hunter and I approve this message.


    Someone needs to make a political ad for Basic Campfire and put it on YouTube.’

    ‘I just heard something on the news guys and i quote

    "Basic campfire would be here to speak on his own behalf was he not still in a several year long struggle to burn down stratholme"
    -B.C.'s Campaign manager manager’

    ‘BC 2010!!!!!!!!!!!!! BC 2010!!!!!!!!!!!!! BC 2010!!!!!!!!!!!!!’

    ‘B.C. Twenty Ten all the way.’

    ‘Basic Campfire 2010!!’

    ‘BC You got a new follower!’

    ‘The basic campfire keeps my feet warm and fuzzy.’

    ‘Son: Mother when i grow up i wanna be as bright as B.C.
    Mother: Stick im sure you will burn as bright as B.C. when you grow bigger.
    Father: Kindling stop give the boy imposible dreams.
    Mother: Sorry Branch.’

    ‘Campfire vs Varian.

    Varian's abilities:
    -Warrior
    -Samurai
    -Super Strength
    -Douche Bag
    -High Endurance

    Campfire's abilities:
    -Warm
    -Bake cookies+hotdogs
    -Has a Spongebob song named after it
    -Also a jedi
    -Not a Nerd Rage Human Devouring Red Version of the Hulk
    -Ultimate attack: If attacked, Logs the person.

    Campfire wins.’

    All glory to Basic Campfire, he shall rule the Horde while Garrosh goes to how to not be a pussy camp!

    ‘He's got my vote!

    Other candidates beware, B.C. is on patrol! Bringing warming justice to even the coldest of beverages.’

    ‘Clearly posting in a Legendary thread..

    Im voting BC!!...’

    ‘Everytime i see this pop up on my latest forum posts i smile a little bit.’

    ‘I'm Commander Sheppard and this is my favourite store on the Citadel.

    Commander Sheppard approves of B.C.’

    ‘SO MUCH WIN’

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    Re: Basic Campfire and the Glory of the Horde!

    Basic campfire is so much more useful than Garrosh. He has actually helped me out at times while all Garrosh does is yell and slit his wrists.

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    Re: Basic Campfire and the Glory of the Horde!

    I support this message.
    Originally Posted by Blizzard Entertainment

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    Re: Basic Campfire and the Glory of the Horde!

    I always though it was Abesik Kampfire :S
    Must... resist... posting... huge... animated GIF...

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    Re: Basic Campfire and the Glory of the Horde!

    Hmmm what's B.C.'s view towards inter-racial children? Garrosh said he'd cut off my head and eat my kids, now I'm looking for alternatives...



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    Re: Basic Campfire and the Glory of the Horde!

    Where does Abesik Kampfire stands on the issue of Global Warming? Pro-Naga theory or against it?

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    Re: Basic Campfire and the Glory of the Horde!

    Quote Originally Posted by Lokann
    Hmmm what's B.C.'s view towards inter-racial children? Garrosh said he'd cut off my head and eat my kids, now I'm looking for alternatives...
    B.C. will not stand in your way. B.C. is running solely on a platform of "Don't touch me, it hurts."

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    Re: Basic Campfire and the Glory of the Horde!

    Quote Originally Posted by jai151
    B.C. will not stand in your way. B.C. is running solely on a platform of "Don't touch me, it hurts."
    So he supports learning through experience?

    Interesting, I'll look into it.

    *Takes pamphlet.*



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    Re: Basic Campfire and the Glory of the Horde!

    Quote Originally Posted by Tauror
    Where does Abesik Kampfire stands on the issue of Global Warming? Pro-Naga theory or against it?
    Basic campfire says there is no global warming, just him heating Azreroth to keep us warm in northrend!

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    Re: Basic Campfire and the Glory of the Horde!

    Quote Originally Posted by Markluzz
    Basic campfire says there is no global warming, just him heating Azreroth to keep us warm in northrend!
    HEAR HEAR
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    Re: Basic Campfire and the Glory of the Horde!

    B.C. has been melting the Ice stone since 08' and will keep on doing so.
    Quote Originally Posted by IRunSoFarAway View Post
    if they do not want do, they do not want do, please move along, the children wane.
    yeah, if they do not want do, the do not want to :-D

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    Posting in an epic thread.


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    Re: Basic Campfire and the Glory of the Horde!

    What's B.C.'s opinion of Rhonin's Fiery Red Hair? They're obviously in the same political party, but are they competitors or colleagues?



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    Basic Campfire saved me from the pain and torture that was my old house, he helped me burn it to the ground, and now thanks to him, I'm living off my Insurance payment in a fancy new condo. Thanks Basic Campfire.
    http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Mannoroth&cn=Chimaria

    People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

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    Re: Basic Campfire and the Glory of the Horde!

    Quote Originally Posted by Markluzz
    Basic campfire says there is no global warming, just him heating Azreroth to keep us warm in northrend!
    I have another question before decide then. Where he stands on about the candle monopoly of the humans? Another wax factory in Durotar just closed, with the jobs going overseas because of the cheap-selling human candles to the kobolds.

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    Re: Basic Campfire and the Glory of the Horde!

    Quote Originally Posted by Tauror
    I have another question before decide then. Where he stands on about the candle monopoly of the humans? Another wax factory in Durotar just closed, with the jobs going overseas because of the cheap-selling human candles to the kobolds.
    Basic Campfire answers, why do you need candles when he is there as a basic campfire, a betterfire to keep you and your family warm, and bring light during the darkness to the Horde!

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    Re: Basic Campfire and the Glory of the Horde!

    Quote Originally Posted by Markluzz
    Basic Campfire answers, why do you need candles when he is there as a basic campfire, a betterfire to keep you and your family warm, and bring light during the darkness to the Horde!
    Are the bonfires all across Orgrimmar part of B.C.'s political campaign? They sure have helped me a lot when cooking during the dark times when you still needed Flint and Tinder to summon B.C.



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    Re: Basic Campfire and the Glory of the Horde!

    Quote Originally Posted by Lokann
    What's B.C.'s opinion of Rhonin's Fiery Red Hair? They're obviously in the same political party, but are they competitors or colleagues?
    B.C. loves all things red, yellow, blue, flamey, warm, wood colored, flammable, cookable, illuminating, and marshmallow-like.

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    Re: Basic Campfire and the Glory of the Horde!

    Quote Originally Posted by Lokann
    Are the bonfires all across Orgrimmar part of B.C.'s political campaign? They sure have helped me a lot when cooking during the dark times when you still needed Flint and Tinder to summon B.C.
    Those bonfires are B.C.'s followers! They wish to provide extra service to show the kindness and greatness of B.C.!

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    Re: Basic Campfire and the Glory of the Horde!

    There can only be one.

    Support B.C. Now!
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