[Movies] Worst Movie you EVER seen?

[Daginni]

Over the years, I have seen some TERRIBLE movies and because of this, I have become a bit of a review nut.

But I want to know some terrible movies you have seen.

[Pheonixis]

Darkwolf, I think it's called. Some washed-up story about a friggin werewolf that kills strippers. Lots of boobs, of course, but also lot of terrible effect and a pre-rendered werewolf that would make Charlie Chaplin laugh. That's how bad it was.

[Eurytos]

Plan 9 from Outer Space.

I mean, it is "The Worst Movie of All Time", but its so great because of that. I mean, the lead role died in the middle of production, so they just replaced him and the new guys face is just covered for the rest of the movie, lol. Some scenes are in daylight and nightime during the same dialogue, lol.

I love this movie though, it had to be mentioned though.

[G_PoWeR]

A movie about a senile guy. They repeated the same scenes over and over again...

[Markluzz]

Twilight

[Minia]

gayniggers from outer space (I'm not kidding. This is an actual movie)
Also The Black Dahlia

[Deleted]

Over the years, I have seen some TERRIBLE movies

And yet you refuse to actually provide any examples.
C'mon, do you really think that was a great starting post for a thread?

Personally I can say that I actually haven't seen too many absolutely terrible movies. Probably because I choose my movies fairly carefully and if I ever stumble upon a true piece of ar... shit, I just simply stop watching.

A few movies I accidentally bought on DVD but never managed to watch to the end are Small Town Folk and The Vanguard. Both are some sort of low budget horror films, but are just too boring and amateur-like to watch.

[Panoramixe]

Dragonaball, the movie.

Oh god did that thing suck.

[Chronicle]

Drag me to hell.
Fucking talking sheep, man!

[Yoshimoto]

Gotta go with Dirty Dancing on this one.

/thread

[Zehlkatur]

Well, there's are bad wich are famous, and there's bad wich is just too mutch.

Return to the cabbin by the lake is just awfull.

And if I have to decide on a famous one: Amelie from Monamarte, god.... I didn't even finish it.

[Daginni]

And yet you refuse to actually provide any examples.
C'mon, do you really think that was a great starting post for a thread?

I'll tell you a few I do remember. But the rest... I think I blocked those Memory's because they were so terrible..

"The Flys" or something like that. A movie were a bunch of terrible actors barricaded their house from a swarm of insects and for some reason the insects burrow into their skin and take over their minds. In the end, I think one of the female actors ended up walking around nude.

Also, I would have to say "Starship Troopers 2", but I haven't seen it in a while so I might have forgot what happened. Yet again, a bunch of terrible actors are garrisoned in a Defense Tower. The bugs got a mind controlling bug that took over the minds of some of the soldiers. In the end most of the soldiers were mind controlled, and the female soldier was walking around nude.... this sounds familier.

Also, I think me and my sister watched "Jason in Space" (something like that) for laughs. This one didn't have any nudity, which in my opinion is a good thing. And it wasn't half bad for a Slasher Flick in SPAAAAACE.

[Malania]

Alone in the Dark. For real....

[freezion]

I'll tell you a few I do remember. But the rest... I think I blocked those Memory's because they were so terrible..

"The Flys" or something like that. A movie were a bunch of terrible actors barricaded their house from a swarm of insects and for some reason the insects burrow into their skin and take over their minds. In the end, I think one of the female actors ended up walking around nude.

Also, I would have to say "Starship Troopers 2", but I haven't seen it in a while so I might have forgot what happened. Yet again, a bunch of terrible actors are garrisoned in a Defense Tower. The bugs got a mind controlling bug that took over the minds of some of the soldiers. In the end most of the soldiers were mind controlled, and the female soldier was walking around nude.... this sounds familier.

Also, I think me and my sister watched "Jason in Space" (something like that) for laughs. This one didn't have any nudity, which in my opinion is a good thing. And it wasn't half bad for a Slasher Flick in SPAAAAACE.

Saying starship troopers 2 is a wise choice... it sucked.
So did the third one, but it were atleast better then the second one.
Overall have the first oen had better special effects, better script, well just overall better then the rest.


My choices; starhsip troppers 2 and.. wait for it...
wait for it...



TWILLIGHT (and new moon)

[Trims]

Any recent Nicolas Cage movies..

Also: Son of the Mask, An Inconvenient Truth, Battlefield Earth

[Daginni]

Any recent Nicolas Cage movies..

Also: Son of the Mask, An Inconvenient Truth, Battlefield Earth

Ahh, Battlefield Earth. A movie were half the movie is in slow motion, or the camera is tilted at a angle. Also, for some reason, a 1000 year old Harrier aircraft still works and are combat effective vs alien ships. ;D

[Symphonic]

Any movie that Steven Seagal has a lead role in is the worst movie to exist. Even the Care Bear movie is better than that.

[Zero44556]

Cloverfield

It needed more explosions, and no previews nor reviews mentioned it was shot from a "cameramen's perspective" PoV, made my poor dad motion sick

And the plot was pretty bad too

[Nyuun]

Any movie that Steven Seagal has a lead role in is the worst movie to exist.

In a nutshell.

The Slaughter. Worst. Film. Ever. I challenge you to find one worse.

[Rudnick]

Hudson Hawk