Favourite movie and show quotations EVER

[Sting]

"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

[Hessie]

"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

Ok...A simple wrong would've sufficed...

:P

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TV Show:

Death Note - I'll take a potato chip... and eat it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaoy1QKxGQs

so true, everything is serious in the whole anime(apart from Misa) and he says that and me and my friend are sitting pee stained rolling on the floor

[Keffbot oo7]

Dragon Ball the Movie

"WHAT OVER 9000!"

[skakruk]

Do ya feel lucky, punk? -Dirty Harry (Clint Eastwood)

[_Myth_]

"Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me." Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino^^

There are soooo many great quotes to choose from..the list is really endless,but for a relatively recent film i think Gran Torino had some great quotable remarks. It doesnt matter how old he gets,Clint Eastwood is still the ultimate hard ass lol.

[Huntingbear_grimbatol]

This is from Big Bang Theory and you wont get it unless you've seen the show.

"There there, everything's gonna be allright. Sheldon's here."

[Thevil]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gqYAuFvtXM

"When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story." Barney Stinsons - How I Met Your Mother

[Fooliecoolie]

"Sir! You have gone mad with power!" - EPA agent
"Of course, I have gone mad with power! Have you ever gone mad without power? It's boring, no one ever listens to you!" - Russ Cargill The Simpsons Movie

"Hey, filesharing is a crime and I'm not going to be anally raped so you can listen to Usher" - Tom De Boise Episode "A Date with the Health Inspector" The Boondocks

[ExarKun]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-O382Xi7U4

Edward Norton <3

[oldschoolrap]

"you used to not give a fuck about discretion! I sennt you pull somebody's jaw bone off, I sennt it!"
Pineapple Express

[Wannabetank]

Stein, he.... when I was asleep, he... performed his sadistic experiments on my body!.... For FIVE YEARS!!!!!!!! - Soul Eater Quote by Spirit.

[Nixia]

I don't pick favorites but here are some very good/funny once I like.

"What ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?"
-Pulp fiction

"With no power comes no responsibility"
-Kick-ass

"Bond... James Bond"
-James Bond movies.

"I'll be back"
-Terminator

"So, this is my power... but what is my purpose?"
-Pokemon... I just had to get at least one pokemon quote in here :P

"E.T. phone home."
-E.T

"I am your father"
-Starwars

"Why are you screaming? I haven't even cut you yet!"
-A nightmare on Elm Street

"You are like a baby. Making noise, don't know what to do."
-Avatar

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"Utaaahhh" - Prison Break

So simple, but I have to agree with you on that one. Just the way T-Bag says it. If i remember correctly, he is talking to the sat nav?

[Ezekial]

Farva: "Ya and a literacola"
Burgerpunk: "What?"
Farva: "A Literacola."
Burgerpunk: "Do we sell literacola?"
Thorny: "Just get a large Farva."
Farva: "I DONT WANT A LARGE FARVA, I WANT A GOD DAMNED LITERACOLA"
Burgerpunk: "I don't know what that is."
Farva: "LITER IS FRENCH FOR GIVE ME SOME DAMN COLA!"

Grady: I'm sorry about that delousing. Just standard procedure.
Farva: It's powdered sugar.
Grady: The lice hate the sugar.
Farva: It's delicious.

I could pull another 50 quotes from that movie alone you chicken fuckers.

That's why it remains my favorite movie to this day.

And For TV.... "No, I'm gonna need two men on this, that's whats she said, no time, but she did, NO TIME!" Michael Scott, The Office

[Dangg]

Blondie: God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.

GBU

Pulp Fiction and The Big Lebowski - basically the whole movies

Lt. Aldo Raine: Bon jorno.

Inglourious Basterds

[Radnips]

Batty: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

Blade Runner

[Narcacist]

Nightmare on elm street 2010

Boy: "oh, God!"
Freddy: "No. Just me."

[Fooliecoolie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRrbx0YdFZY

Warriors...Come out to play!

[Ezekial]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRrbx0YdFZY

Warriors...Come out to play!

I was a Baseball Fury for Halloween last year.