"NO TICKET!!" - Silent Bob (Dogma) right after he chucks Bartelby & Loki off the train
"and this one time, at band camp, i stuck a flute in my pussy" - Michelle (American Pie) immature teenage shit, but the American Pie movies just make me laugh!
"what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap - Dr Bob Kelso!" - duh!
"THAT WOULD BE AN ECUMINICAL MATTER!" - Father Jack (Father Ted), insightful religious debate from the master of Feck!
"i didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything!" - Bart Simpson giving us all the perfect excuse.