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    "NO TICKET!!" - Silent Bob (Dogma) right after he chucks Bartelby & Loki off the train

    "and this one time, at band camp, i stuck a flute in my pussy" - Michelle (American Pie) immature teenage shit, but the American Pie movies just make me laugh!

    "what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap - Dr Bob Kelso!" - duh!

    "THAT WOULD BE AN ECUMINICAL MATTER!" - Father Jack (Father Ted), insightful religious debate from the master of Feck!

    "i didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything!" - Bart Simpson giving us all the perfect excuse.
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    "You have a problem with the physics of Hot Tub Time Machine?"
    "Not the time travel, the hot tub. You don't just turn one on and it's hot!"

    and

    "Why are you wearing a tux?"
    "It's after 6 o'clock Lemon. What am I, a farmer?"

    Are two of my favourites from 30 Rock.

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    Movie
    "you wouldn't be here if it wasn't." Mouth - The Goonies

    TV
    "Whatcha lookin at ma gut fir?" Phil Collins - Trailer Park Boys

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    Mr. Burns: [to Homer] And one more thing. You must find the Jade Monkey before the next full moon.
    Smithers: Actually, sir, we found the Jade monkey, it was in your glove compartment.
    Burns: And the road maps, and ice scraper?
    Smithers: They were in there too sir.
    Burns: Excellent! It's all falling into place.

    Still waters run deep.

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    I love the power glove...its so bad.
    When you shoop da whoop, you feel powerful and don't want to lose it, and then a guy in plate armor comes and turns your woop against the shoop, hence, making you got laz0red.

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    "Do you know who I am? I'm very important. I have many leather bound books. My apartment smells of rich mahoganey."

    "You have...an amazing hiney. I mean that thing is good."

    "I'm going jogging or...yogging. I think the J is silent."

    All Anchorman quotes. Pretty much anything made by Judd Apatow, Will Ferrell and that whole crew.
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    Jack Nicholson in The Departed

    Nicholson: "How's your mother?"
    Henchman: "Oh..she's on her way out, you know?"
    Nicholson: "We all are, act accordingly."

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    "We cant stop here, this is bat country" -http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8gAtTxWhUY&feature=related

    That whole movie is pure awesome!

    "And here we GO.." -http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPm_9YWRKMA&feature=related

    -insert Clerks script here-
    "I take his weapons away from him. Both of them." -Sin City.
    For the Emperor.

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    "The ones who aren't human... the ones who aren't people...
    Are you!"

    -Elfen Lied

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    "never go full retard man"

    tropic thunder

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    Me, I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest, honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for. 'Cause you can never predict if they're going to do something incredibly stupid.

    Capt. Jack Sparrow.

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    Re: Favourite movie and show quotations EVER

    Quote Originally Posted by Eurytos
    "Do you know who I am? I'm very important. I have many leather bound books. My apartment smells of rich mahoganey."

    "You have...an amazing hiney. I mean that thing is good."

    "I'm going jogging or...yogging. I think the J is silent."

    All Anchorman quotes. Pretty much anything made by Judd Apatow, Will Ferrell and that whole crew.
    "I know what you're thinking, and the answer is yes. I have a name for my penis. Its called the octagon."

    "I hear their periods attract bears. The bears can smell the menstruation!"


    I need to go watch that movie again

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    "Dogs f****d the pope, No fault of mine!"

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    "I haven't felt that good since Archie Gemmill scored against Holland in 1978"

    from Trainspotting ;D

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    [i]-What country're you from??
    -What?
    -What ain't no country I heard of! Do they speak English in What?
    -What?
    -ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?
    (...)
    -Say what again! SAY WHAT AGAIN! I dare you, I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER, say what one more goddamn time![i]

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    Films:

    'Yeah, well. The Dude abides.' -The Big Lebowski

    'I'm not even supposed to be here today!' -Clerks

    'Pete: It's four in the fucking morning!
    Shaun: It's Saturday!
    Pete: No, it's not. It's fucking Sunday. And I've got to go to fucking work in four fucking hours 'cos every other fucker in my fucking department is fucking ill! Now can you see why I'm SO FUCKING ANGRY?
    Ed: Fuck, yeah!' -Shaun of the Dead

    Television Shows:

    'Ah, but this is America, where we unapologetically bastardize other countries' cultures in a gross quest for moral and military supremacy.' -The Gilmore Girls

    'Manny: Do you think I should wash my beard?
    Bernard: I think you should, yeah. You should wash your beard, then shave it off, nail it to a Frisbee and fling it over a rainbow' -Black Books

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    Tremor quotes

    Valentine McKee: Good morning Mr. Bassett, this is your wake up call. Please move your ass.

    Valentine McKee: STAMPEDE! Stampede, Earl! Get out of the way, get out of the way!
    Earl Bassett: [waking up] You dumb shit. I was in a stampede once. Five hundred head, all hell-bent for the horizon.
    Valentine McKee: Now, exactly how many cattle are required for a stampede, Earl? Is it three or more? Is there a minimum to 'pede?
    Earl Bassett: I wish they'd stampede up your ass.

    Valentine McKee: You will have long blonde hair, big green eyes, world class breasts, ass that won't quit and legs that go all the way up.

    Earl Bassett: Dammit, Valentine! You never go for any girl unless she fits that stupid list of yours from top to bottom.
    Valentine McKee: Well, sure.
    Earl Bassett: Yeah, and it's dumber than my hind end! Like that Bobbie Lynn Dexter.
    Valentine McKee: Tammy Lynn Baxter!
    Earl Bassett: Doesn't matter. They're all the same: dead weight. "Ooh, I broke a nail!" Ugh! Makes my skin crawl.
    Valentine McKee: Yeah, well, I'm a victim of circumstance.
    Earl Bassett: I thought you called it your pecker.

    Earl Bassett: Hey, Rhonda you ever seen anything like this before?
    Valentine McKee: Oh, sure Earl. Everyone knows about them we just didn't tell you.

    Earl Bassett: Damn it, listen to me. I'm older and wiser.
    Valentine McKee: Yeah, well you're half right.

    Earl Bassett: Damn it Valentine, you never plan ahead, you never take the long view, I mean here it is Monday and I'm already thinking of Wednesday... It is Monday right?

    Earl Bassett: We gotta run. We've got a schedule to keep.
    Valentine McKee: Yeah. See, we plan ahead, that way we don't do anything right now. Earl explained it to me.

    Earl Bassett: Is this a job for an intelligent man?
    Valentine McKee: Well, show me one and I'll ask him.

    Valentine McKee: Roger that Burt, and congratulations. Be advised, however, that there are two more, repeat, two more motherhumpers.

    Burt Gummer: Broke into the wrong God damn rec room, didn't ya you bastard!

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    "Nobody needs Americas help... Until they need it!"
    Stan from American Dad.

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    "In this world, you've got to make the money, then u get the power, then you get the woman" ... Tony Montana ... Scarface

    "Say hello to my little friend" Tony Montana

    "I'm awesome" Barney Stinson

    "I'll be back" Terminator 2 judgment day (terminator)

    "HEIL SAKRET GERMANY" What's his name (hate the actor) Valkyrie

    "Mr. Anderson welcome back, we've missed you" Mr. Smith (Matrix)

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